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    He hadn’t even managed to put on shoes when Charlie’s loud, desolated groan at the other end of the hotel had made him rush out of his room, and his slippers and the hems of his pyjama bottoms were slowly getting soaked through. Why the fuck had he even bothered to change? He loved Charlie (see constants no. 1-4), but even he had to admit his current discomfort was solely the result of the list of healthy bedtime rituals she’d organised for him when, allegedly, the bags under his eyes had started developing a gravitational pull.

    In which Lucifer has insomnia, the hotel is moderately alive, and Alastor is in over his head.

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    08 Jan 2026

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    Join Alastor and Lucifer as they navigate the complicated relationship that developed a few months prior - a fallen angel who falls hard, and a reluctant demon who falls harder, fighting it every step of the way. A series that takes them through betrayal, heartache, injury and more. Hard talks can't be put off forever - but they really do give it their best shot.

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    05 Jan 2026

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    Alastor hadn't seen Lucifer around the hotel in days.

    It wasn't exactly that he was looking for him, it was just that his absence was... conspicuous.

    And he couldn't even ask anyone about it, considering nobody else was commenting on it, either, so for him to bring it up may seem particularly suspicious.

    Charlie seemed a little down, but not surprised by her father's sudden disappearance. Just... subdued. Perhaps she was resigned to her father's unexplained absences.

    The worst thing was, he'd tried slinking through the shadows into Lucifer's rooms to see what he was doing, the first day he'd gone twenty four hours without emerging, only to find himself blocked by a never before present wall of angelic power.

    Rude.

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    30 Dec 2025

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    Alastor had never wanted to murder anyone as badly as he wanted to murder the version of Alastor that Vox dreamed of. The creature was, put simply, a simpering, effete idiot.

    They were in a high class restaurant in some part of the states Alastor didn’t recognize, all art deco paneling and chandeliers that glowed a soft gold, the kind of lighting that made every patron look like they were being filmed through a Vaseline smeared lens; good skin, bright eyes. Even Alastor was pressed to admit it was a classy joint. Why Vox was dreaming of taking Alastor here was anyone's guess.

    “Of course, darling, whatever you want!” The version of Alastor at the dinner table made a tittering little laugh, fingers to its chest where the top three buttons of its shirt were undone, and Alastor's claws itched as he watched from behind his menu at the next table. He didn't laugh like that. Well, perhaps he did, sometimes, but always for terrifying effect.

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    Alastor finds himself intruding in the dreams of his friend and assistant, Vox.

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    29 Dec 2025

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    Heaven and Hell gather for a meeting to negotiate redemption and sign a treaty, and it's actually going off without a hitch, however mind-numbingly boring it is.

    And then, of course, Michael has to go and bring Lucifer's relationship status into it and ruin everything.

    But what else did he expect from Heaven?

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    29 Dec 2025

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    Extermination Day is over and things couldn't be better! The hotel is rebuilt, bigger and better than ever, it's been proven that redemption is possible, and for the first time in months, sinners are flocking to the Hazbin Hotel doors.

    But not everyone is doing well. Following his battle with Adam, Alastor finds himself infected with holy power that not only causes him immense amounts of pain, but prevents him from using his demonic abilities. Both injured and unable to fully protect himself, he scrambles to keep his enemies off his back as he searches for a way out of his predicament.

    Lucifer, on the other hand, is rekindling his relationship with Charlie. He's doing his best, but years of disconnect leave him fumbling as he gets to know his daughter and strives to prove that he believes in her dream. However, having isolated himself for a millennia, it puts him in a precarious situation as he's thrust back into Hell's politics and all the complexities that come with it.

    In a mutually beneficial agreement, Lucifer and Alastor pretend to be in a relationship in a slapstick attempt to solve both of their problems.

    And who knows what chaos will come about as their feelings take root...

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    29 Dec 2025

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    “You’re not Shinichi,” he says, and gone is the sleep that had previously softened his voice. “How did you get in here?” He pushes the covers off himself and stands up, eyes shifting around the room as if searching for an exit, or possibly an entrance point, considering his words.

    “I woke up here,” Shinichi says, now more than a little confused. The man knows his name, so he must be involved in whatever plot this is. “I should be the one asking you how I got here, actually."

    Waking up in the future isn't ideal and neither is finding out your future self is apparently in a committed relationship with a man you've never met, but Shinichi makes do, as one does.

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    01 Aug 2025

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    “I think I’m ready to date again,” Steve said.

    “What,” Natasha said.

    “What?” Clint said, lowering his binoculars. He blinked at the dumbstruck look on the Captain’s face, then followed his gaze to where he was staring dopily at—at the Winter fucking Soldier.

    “Steve, no,” Clint groaned.

    Or: Steve courts the Winter Soldier.

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    30 May 2025

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    Six years ago, without the Avengers Initiative there to save the day, scientist Dr. Eric Selvig sacrificed himself to save the world, the almighty demi-god Thor was lost to a terrible storm, and vigilante Iron Man – spotted with a nuclear weapon trying to take advantage of the situation – was forever labelled an enemy of SHIELD.

    This is a comic book office AU, where Steve is defrosted a year too late, Thor has forgotten who he is, and no one knows Tony is Iron Man.

    Also includes: office pranks, inappropriate post-it notes, and superheroes who like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain.

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    27 Feb 2025

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    “I see.” Zuko closes the scroll. “Is the Water Tribe sending a replacement?”

    “Uh yeah,” Sokka gestures to himself dramatically. “You’re looking at him.”

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    01 Jun 2024

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    It's not about 'fixing', but it can be about moving forward.

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    18 May 2024

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    "They are ready, in a way that breaks their teacher’s heart. Totally unsurprised. Almost instinctive in how fast they’d responded, like previous attacks have turned ‘battle ready’ into ‘muscle memory’. They’re fourteen and fifteen-years-old and impossible to look at for how much it hurts."
    Or, the true power of Class 1-A is their ability to change people.

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    18 May 2024

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    Izuku wakes to giggling. It’s the best possible sound in the universe.

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    18 May 2024

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    Midoriya Izuku is medically quirkless, not technically homeless, perpetually exhausted and doing his damned best despite it all. He also sees spirits, which might be cool if not for the fact that a) no one else does, b) they really don't like him very much, and c) he's pretty sure the heroes now think he's a villain working for the League.

    Aizawa Shota just wants to take down Overhaul, rescue Eri, keep his students alive, get some rest, and find out how this Deku kid knows things he absolutely should not know about his personal life and the Shie Hassaikai case.

    Unless Nighteye's right, and the kid really is a villain.

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    13 May 2024

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    Percy knows he rambles quite a bit in his prayers to Poseidon, but at least he is safe in the knowledge that Poseidon is too busy of a god to ever really listen… right?

    Meanwhile, Poseidon is trying to be a responsible god, but Sally Jackson keeps praying to him about their son and Annabeth Chase won't shut up about... what was she even talking about? At least the di Angelo kid keeps giving him McDonalds.

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    02 Feb 2024

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    "Is it morally okay to stab a medic with their own scissors?" Nico asked Cecil. (Not that he usually cared about morally okay, as Octavian might demonstrate.)

     

    Nico's three days in the infirmary go by faster than he'd thought, and Will just won't stop flirting.

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    01 Feb 2024

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    “An Endless?” Hob asks, softly, because it feels like a question that needs to be soft.

    “That’s what we are,” Death responds, trying again for a small smile. “Me and D—”

    “Don’t,” Hob interrupts, far stronger than he meant to, and Death looks surprised for as long as it takes him to get out, “Don’t, please. I-I want to hear it from him.”

    Sympathy colors Death’s gaze even as Hob feels his face burn. Six hundred years, Hob thinks—he’ll be damned if he finds out his Stranger’s name from anyone but the odd man himself.

    It's 1989 and Hob Gadling thinks he's been stood up. Death herself is kind enough to inform him otherwise—and, well, now Hob's got to bloody do something about it, doesn't he?

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    11 Dec 2022

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    I don't think you appreciate how far you've come, Skip says, and Norman tenses for a moment. Skip feels it and they sigh. You're a good man, Norman. You're doing what most people are too scared to.

    "And what's that?" Norm asks, out loud to the quiet room.

    Change, Skip says simply, but it feels like a revelation.

    "Change," Norm repeats, testing it out on his tongue. He likes the sound of that.

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    19 Nov 2022

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    Alex is pretty sure his weird, anti-social boss is a robot. Right up until the guy's adorable husband shows up. His adorable husband who happens to be a famous actor. His adorable husband who happens to be the very same famous actor who was the source of many of Alex's teenage fantasies.

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    29 Sep 2022

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    When Erik upsets his children, they have a habit of running away from home--and straight to Charles' school for cookies and consolation. Charles doesn't mind the visitors, but as they appear more and more frequently, he realizes that sooner or later, he and Erik are going to have to talk about what happened on the beach and what it means for their future and the future of Erik's children.

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    29 Sep 2022

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