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    The MLH has figured out yet another way to keep fan-favorite rivals Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander on opposing teams for All-Star Weekend, but Ilya feels especially "outraged" when he realizes he's also being forced to play against his own rookie, Luca Haas.

    And don't even get Ilya started on having to watch Haas play under opposing team captain Scott Hunter.

     

    OR: Luca Haas goes off to his first All-Star Weekend and he gets put through the wringer. He collects more hockey team dads along the way.

     

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    19 Apr 2026

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    Ilya is not as subtle as he likes to believe. When Brad (fuck u brad) releases a video (yeah that one) people start to connect the dots. Ilya's Jane. Jane who tastes so delicious, Jane who likes to be tied up and spanked, Jane who likes to be choked on and fed Ilya's cock inch by inch, Jane who can take Ilya to his hilt in one try, Jane who Ilya has trained not to gag... Jane who is Shane Hollander.

    TLDR; 5 times Ilya Rozanov talks about his freak girl Jane and 1 time everybody realize Jane Hollander is an undercover freak.

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    02 Apr 2026

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    Zarina was standing stock still at the opened door, half tucked behind it as she stared up at the figure on their doorstep. She turned, her little face scrunched in confusion as she watched her father approach.

    “Papa,” She chirped in Russian as he scooped her up, nestling her onto his hip as she pointed a glitter-speckled hand up and out the door, “He says his name is Uncle Alexei.”

    Ilya felt the blood freeze in his veins.

    Slowly, so slowly he felt the world turn and age around him, Ilya let his eyes wander from his daughter’s perfect face to the man casting a shadow over his threshold.

     

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    Some ghosts only haunt familiar halls.

    Others follow.

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    01 Apr 2026

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    “Do you know where you are?”
    “The hospital. Did I fall on the ice?”
    “Something like that. Can you tell me the last thing you remember?”
    Shane goes quiet, trying to bring up any clear memory. He gets flashes of things. Hands on his waist, speeding down the ice with a smile on his face, lips trailing down his neck, cheers and screams from the crowd, his parents sitting across from him at their kitchen table, falling asleep listening to the sound of a heart beating.
    “Shane?”
    “Sorry, I can’t- There’s lots of little pieces. But I can’t think clearly through this headache.”
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    Shane gets hit. Hard. He doesn't know what year it is, why he's in the hospital, or who the man in the corner with the pretty hair is. His parents are keeping things from him, but this kind stranger (?) starts filling in little details that Shane wishes he remembered.
    And then he accidentally sees the video.

    aka shane gets amnesia and can't remember his husband or his team or really... anything. angst, anxiety, and falling back in love ensue <3

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    11 Mar 2026

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    “Because you’re not just writing about Picasso, Sirius. Remus Lupin is a writer and an introvert, he has published a few novels that have been very well received. We want the story of it all, the family estate, his writing process, the decision to display these sketches now.”

    “And what on god's green earth makes me the best man for that job?”

    “Because you’re charming, we think he’ll like you.”

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    Or; The story of how Sirius Black gets a writing assignment, banters his way into the art-elite of London, and ends up falling head over heels in love.

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    03 Mar 2026