16 Bookmarks by totallynotevil
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Everyone knows Dementors can take souls, but nothing says that they have to keep them. After the Dementor attack in Little Whinging ends disastrously, Harry must find a place for himself in a new world, fighting a different sort of war against the nascent Voldemort.
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- 45/45
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04 Oct 2025
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Of Artificial Suns And Alternate Courses by dorianne77
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
05 Dec 2021
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“A meeting,” Tony doesn’t even bother to hide his incredulity.
“Yes.”
“With the Galactic Empire,” he attempts to lighten his own mood with the joke, but the response he gets from Ross makes the blood freeze in his veins.
“They call themselves the Unitary Galactic Communia, actually.”
If Tony lets his silence speak for itself, it’s only partially because his throat is closing up on him at an alarming rate.
“I know it sounds bad at first—“
“Oh no no no, not at all,” Tony interjects quickly, “this is wonderful news. A communia. A unitary one. Sounds very… organized. They must be people who know how to keep an army. Of galactic proportions. This is great, really. Not debilitatingly frightening in the least.”
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Alternatively: the freshly pardoned Rogues have complaints, Tony is dead on his feet, and Steve has issues with the handsome alien lord who keeps offering Stark the literal universe.- Language:
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- 66,121
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- 6/?
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- 44
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10 Jun 2024
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The Devouring of Hearts by RayShippouUchiha
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Iron Man (Movies), Iron Man (Comics), Iron Man - All Media Types, Captain America (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types, Captain America (Comics), Addams Family - All Media Types
31 Oct 2019
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Toni’s gums ache for a split second, fresh blood flooding her mouth before she swallows it.
And in that next second that curl of darkness inside of her sits up and decides that this, that Howard’s continued cruelty and abuse, will no longer be allowed.
Toni licks the blood from her now too sharp teeth before she plants her hands on the floor in front of her and pushes herself back up onto her feet.
This time when Howard lashes out at her Toni ducks low to avoid the blow.
Crouched on the hall floor, sharp nails digging into the dark wood beneath her, Toni hisses, takes a moment to calculate, and then she leaps.
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- Part 17 of The Components of Construction
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- English
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- 46,074
- Chapters:
- 7/7
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- 28
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- 1,375
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30 Jan 2023
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Give Thanks to Broken Bones by thepartyresponsible
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, Batman - All Media Types
30 Mar 2021
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The bodyguard is incredibly well-respected in the superhero single parent community. He is also, Tony’s realizing, something of an asshole.
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- English
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- 109,628
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- 32/32
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- 6,114
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05 Sep 2022
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Do Every Stupid Thing by thepartyresponsible
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, DCU, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
19 Nov 2018
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Got a Heart in Me, I Swear by thepartyresponsible for Kangofu_CB, stellalou
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel
19 Jan 2021
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The pictures leak on a lazy off-season Sunday, in that muddled bit of midafternoon Clint never knows what to do with when he isn’t training. He curls up with Lucky on the couch and naps through the end of his whole damn life. And that, honestly, is pretty much perfect.
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- English
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- 36,515
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15 Oct 2021
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Filing in Triplicate by joisbishmyoga
Fandoms: Meitantei Conan | Detective Conan | Case Closed
10 May 2013
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Saguru has a raging headache, a mountain of late homework waiting, and hours left before school lets out... and then Tokyo's littlest trouble magnet arrives at the door.
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- 4,348
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04 Jul 2020
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Loki Odinson and the Hogwarts Housemates by Coneycat
Fandoms: Thor (Movies), Being Human (UK), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, The Avengers (2012)
13 Oct 2013
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Loki Odinson, younger son of a high official in the Ministry for Magic, has never had a real friend and hopes that will change when he starts his first year at Hogwarts. Then he learns something that makes even that hope seem impossible.
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- Part 10 of Housemates
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- English
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- 116,824
- Chapters:
- 31/31
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- 1
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- 2,537
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05 Jul 2020
Bookmarker's Notes
Tiny Loki gets sorted to Hufflepuff because he JUST WANTS TO FINALLY MAKE SOME FRIENDS! Adorable, satisfying, and fun.
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Dodging Prison and Stealing Witches - Revenge is Best Served Raw by LeadVonE
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Sep 2024
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Harry Potter has been banged up for ten years in the hellhole brig of Azkaban for a crime he didn't commit, and his traitorous brother, the not-really-boy-who-lived, has royally messed things up. After meeting Fate and Death, Harry is given a second chance to squash Voldemort, dodge a thousand years in prison, and snatch everything his hated brother holds dear. H/Hr/LL/DG/GW.
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- 688,413
- Chapters:
- 69/?
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- 13
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- 2,431
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04 Jul 2020
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In the half light by Amber_and_Ash
Fandoms: NCIS, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, The Sentinel
01 Nov 2017
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In the wake of Dead Air, Tony DiNozzo is coming on-line as a guide. Vance promptly sends him to a meet & greet despite the state of his voice, but at least he has Xander Harris to share his misery with.
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- Part 5 of Variants on the Theme of Dead Air
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- 11,223
- Chapters:
- 5/5
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- 2
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04 Jul 2020
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Waya got a phone call from Touya Akira on Monday. Looking back on it, that was clearly the point at which he should have given up on the week.
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30 Oct 2019
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Post-Thor, canon-divergence. Loki doesn't survive his fall from the Bifrost and winds up reincarnated on Midgard as a mortal magician named Lucy with no memory of her previous life. Her decision-making skills have not been much improved by the transformation.
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“Do I even want to know why you think I’m your missing brother?”“The similarities are startling,” Thor managed. She looked pointedly down at her chest, then back at him, her lips pursing. He knew the look in her eyes, the set of her mouth, the tension in her jaw. Oh, how he knew that sharp, angry, hard face. He could practically hear Loki hissing “You idiot” in his ear.
“You deny it, then?” Hogun asked.
“Seriously?” Lucy’s left eye twitched slightly. “I have at no point in the last thirty years seen or experienced anything that would lead me to think I’m a dude, an alien, a god, or any combination thereof. So yeah, I’m going to have to go with denying it.”
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Irregular updates. Thanks for reading!- Language:
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- 90/?
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11 Jul 2019
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Enough Rope by Amber_and_Ash
Fandom Captain America (Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
28 Aug 2017
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22 Feb 2019
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The best CA:Civil War response I have ever seen. My feelings. Let me show them to you.
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Don't ask why Batman is sad unless you're willing to give him the time to consult his spreadsheet.
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- Part 44 of Sorrowful and Immaculate Hearts
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- 2/2
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17 Apr 2017
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"The aliens took him," Gregg Quill says. "They took my grandson."
"Sure they did, gramps," Tony Stark says.
"Peter Jason Quill, they took him in 1988," Gregg says. "Couldn't you talk to your friend? The big blond from space, the one with the hammer, maybe he could ask around for me."
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Bookmarked by totallynotevil
01 Nov 2016
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The mission resets abruptly, from objective: kill to objective: protect
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- Part 1 of Infinite Coffee and Protection Detail
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- 64,326
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- 33/33
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12 Mar 2015