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When the Hell's Faire announces a softball tournament between the overlords, Charlie twists Alastor's arm (as the Hotel's resident overlord) to form a team and compete because it would be a great team bonding activity. Alastor begrudingly agrees, if only to be able to assign Lucifer to the short stop position.
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This is likely to be short chapters, with similarities to my SHIELD Nerf League fics. Expect banter, a bit of mischief and a lot of sillyness. Updates may be irregular as I get inspired.
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In which Alastor’s quest for power in hell comes from a concern for self-preservation after a particularly taxing hunt.
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Keep You Safe Here With Me - Podfic by thiswilldrivemecrazy for sara_holmes
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
22 Mar 2023
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Pod Fic for sara_holmes' Keep You Safe Here With Me
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Spider's Web by thiswilldrivemecrazy
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, Captain America (Movies), Black Widow (Comics), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
26 Jul 2016
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A Black Widow assassination, a Black Widow on the run, sticky threads to escape and someone pulling the strings.
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Shooting the breeze by thiswilldrivemecrazy
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel, Captain America (Movies)
25 Jan 2016
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Series of MCU character conversations on varying topics
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SHIELD NERF League by thiswilldrivemecrazy
Fandom Avengers (2012), Marvel Avengers Movies Universe, NERF - Fandom, The Avengers (2012)
25 Nov 2012
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Betting on Redemption by Jill_Klein
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Hellaverse | Hazbin Hotel & Helluva Boss Universe
22 Jun 2026
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What happens when Heaven and Hell are forced to play by the same rules?
Lucifer Morningstar makes a dangerous bet with Sera: twelve chosen souls will live as powerless humans on Earth for an entire year. Crammed together in a refurbished warehouse, they must survive the pain and euphoria of the relentless temptations human life without committing a single deadly sin.
One impulsive slip, one lustful kiss, one burst of wrath... and the stakes are high.
With prideful professors, flirtatious artists, grumpy baristas, and perfectly poised good–Samaritans, the real question isn’t who will sin… but how long they can resist.
Let the countdown begin.Bookmarked by thiswilldrivemecrazy
28 May 2026
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Alastor can admit, in the silence of his own head as he walks away from the first official overlord meeting since the Extermination Day that Wasn’t, that Charlie MIGHT have been right. He probably should have stayed home.
Not that he’d tell the girl that under pain of torture - that kind of hand-wringing and fretting wasn’t the sort of thing that should be encouraged in anyone, least of all the Princess of Hell.
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- Part 1 of The Friends that Ruin You
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23 Mar 2026
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“Are you- I’ll destroy you, you fucking twink!” Vox practically shrieked, voice coming to it’s crescendo.
Alastor sat up, grinning up at him before rising to his feet and brushing himself off lazily.
“You do an awful lot of talking for a ‘higher being’ that’s supposed to be ‘destroying me.’”
tldr; alastor unintentionally summons vox, then proceeds to ragebait him
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11 Feb 2026
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Charlie had planted herself in front of Vox and was rambling off an impressive myriad of excuses, from busted pipes to bad Wi-Fi, while he stared at her, hands on his hips, with the utmost expression of forced patience. His black, digital brows were set in a line as straight as the glower at the bottom of his screen. He does a single, slow blink, finger tapping against his hip as he debates on how much money he can reasonably make on a Charlie Morningstar-inspired white-noise machine (and whether the guaranteed customer complaints will be worth the cheap buck) when a movement over her shoulder draws his eyes.
He leans to the side, eyebrow quirking. "What's that?" Then promptly chokes on a surprised noise and shoves Charlie aside. "Holy shit, is that a human?"
Lucifer plays a prank on Alastor.
Everyone else has to deal with the consequences.
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07 Feb 2026
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Let's Make a Deal by InuVampireChan for tordo
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
14 Feb 2025
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It all started with a single sentence from the King of Hell himself; "Make a deal with me."
To protect Charlie, Lucifer knew he needed to stop acting like the King of Hell and actually be it. Though several thousand years out of the social network tends to make someone rather inept at even the most casual of conversations. If there is one thing the Radio Demon is good at, it's manipulating and reading people. Lucifer figured he could probably use that.
What's one deal? They're not betting souls here.
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- Part 1 of The Heavenly Order
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04 Feb 2026