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Airplane Fixes Everything! by thispatternismine
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 Jun 2026
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He couldn’t change the past (he had written some time travel ideas into his notes, but even if they’d used them, they’d still run into the brick wall that was the System’s demands), and he couldn’t reveal the System’s existence, so ‘actually this is a story I wrote to pay rent and a mysterious entity is forcing us to run around in it like rats in a maze and it really really wanted you to go into the Abyss sorry’ was also off the table (so off the table that the System interrupted its status updates to flash up a big red warning window for even thinking about it).
So all he could do was mitigate the damage by taking the wind out of the protagonist’s sails.
By making Cucumber-bro as pathetic as possible! There was no glory in kicking a man while he was down, after all!
Due to a Without-A-Cure flare up, Shang Qinghua is sent to Jin Lan City in Shen Qingqiu's place. Shit, what do you mean the protagonist is back two years early? Okay, Shang Qinghua, think fast, & start talking!
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“Hmph! Yet again you interrupt a lesson with wild theories. You are nothing but a disruptive influence, and don’t know the value of an education.”
As if to emphasise his point, he smacked his hand against the painting. He must have infused his hand with qi, as there was a flash when he tapped the paper, and the totally-not-talismanic-symbols glowed. Most of the class instinctively ducked, but nothing happened, and nothing seemed different when they looked up.
Shoulders relaxed, and subtle sighs of relief were breathed.
And then a voice came from the front of the room, by Lan Qiren’s desk.
During the guest lectures, Lan Qiren accidentally triggers an array that shows a glimpse into the future.
It's certainly educational.
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Always Read the Fine Print On Spirit Deals by thispatternismine
Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender
02 Jul 2025
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“Well, if it’s an opportunity to be a hero that you are after, I can provide it.”
This was exactly what he’d hoped for when he came here, to this particular cave, on this particular island, on this particular night, even as he wondered if the scroll he had found wasn’t more of a fiction than those ridiculous plays his wife & son enjoyed.
“There is a price to be paid, of course, as with all things.”
This fic is about two things:
1) Treating Ozai as an actual character with motivations beyond simply Being Evil For The Sake Of Evilness, & dealing with his relationship with his family.
2) Making him suffer.OR:
Ozai makes a deal with a spirit. It does not go well for him.
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When Azula met her brother in Ba Sing Se & told him he could come home, he believed her, even though she had made this exact offer before. This time there was no loose-lipped Captain to give the game away, & he was brought back to the Fire Nation not as a hero, but in chains.
When he is dragged from his cell months later, he expects to be facing his execution, not his coronation.
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The Story of Us (Looks A Lot Like A Tragedy Now) by thispatternismine
Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender
23 Jan 2023
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The reveal in the comics that Ozai's & Ursa's marriage came about because of a prophecy makes no sense, because dammit you do not establish a great lineage through a second son unless you want a civil war. But... what if the fact that it made no sense was the whole point?
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The Fire Sages bring Firelord Azulon a prophecy: That mixing the royal bloodline with that of Avatar Roku will create a mighty lineage. But there's a problem. Roku has one descendant of marriageable age, & she's already married to his second son, with a baby on the way.
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In which Zhao is way creepier than in canon, Zuko suffers way more than in canon, & it's hard to keep some things secret.
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Zhaozai Palooza is an event dedicated to Ozai & Zhao, but doesn't require them to necessarily be paired with each other - just that at least one of them has to be a central character. I've done a mix of Hakozai, Urzai, & Zhaozai.
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Frame the Halves, and Call Them Brothers by Bodldops
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
15 Nov 2025
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Lan Xichen meets the Jiang's new (and terribly young) head disciple. A relationship blooms from there, and though he doesn't mean anything by it in particular, it is the small stone that starts an avalanche involving three of the great sects.
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15 May 2026
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First The Colors by Fereael
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Modao Zushi - Moxiang Tongxiu & Related Fandoms, 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
27 Feb 2026
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“What’s all this?”
A new voice cuts through the general merriment of the group. It’s light and casual and Lan Wangji sees the feet and legs of some of his tormentors turn in the direction of the voice. From the angle his head is at, he can’t see the newcomer at all. Blood loss and shock and pain are making his body heavy and his vision hazy and even his mind feels like it’s starting to slip away, yet even as far gone as he is he knows exactly to whom that voice belongs.
He would know that voice anywhere.
OR Lan Wangji is horrifically hurt during the sunshot campaign and when Wei Wuxian comes to his rescue /things/ end up coming out.
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05 Mar 2026
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shape me into your form by chromhoesomes
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Feb 2026
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In which Luo Binghe and Shen Qingqiu manage to impersonate each other... well enough?
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26 Feb 2026
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How to Block Tags With Site Skins (And Get Real Specific About It) by Stellar_Eclipse
Fandoms: No Fandom
25 Jun 2025
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Just some info I've gathered over the past couple of weeks, about how to:
1. Block tags using Site Skins, block only fics that contain both tag A and tag B, and block fics with a tag that contains a certain phrase, unless they are a specific whitelisted tag
2. Highlight the tags in pretty colors! Or bold, or hide them!
3. Block mega-crossovers with a million different fandoms
4. Select for/block fics that are completed/rated something/have a certain category/don't have summaries
5. Block everything that doesn't have a certain tag, or one of a list of tags
6. Block orphan_account and tag block by author
7. Block only tags of specific types (fandoms, relationships, freeforms, etc.)
8. Block fics focused on a list of characters, and/or fics without any tags of a specific type
9. Block every pairing with two characters in it—case insensitive, any order, no matter how many other people are also in the tag
10. Block by number of tagsSeries
- Part 1 of Site Skins and CSS Quackery
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14 Dec 2025
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A Different Host by BrilliantLady
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 Oct 2025
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When Luo Binghe rejected Meng Mo as a teacher, the ancient spirit was too proud to beg and wheedle for a place in a corner of his mind. Instead, his attentions turned to the other intriguing prospect he’d met that evening: Shen Qingqiu.
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15 Oct 2025