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The door to Sirius’s bedroom is ajar, and when he holds his breath and strains his ears, he can hear the faint shhk-shhk-shhk of fabric rustling leaking out of the gap. Sirius lets his lips curl up into a smirk.
He’s only human. He gets so few chances to make fun of Draco, always immaculately put-together, even his facial expressions carefully controlled. In the nine months since he came back, Sirius has made it something of a mission to crack that exterior, but so far the biggest reaction he’s got from him has been an irritated huff. This… he can only imagine the reaction he’s about to get from this.
Sirius accidentally walks in on Draco wanking into his underwear while sniffing his shirt. Oh, how Sirius plans to torment Lucius Malfoy's "prim and proper" heir...
Like many of Sirius's best plans, it gets out of hand very quickly.
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When Pansy had suggested, that uniquely Slytherin smile on her face, that Harry should bring some of the animals from his accidental reptile rescue in for the kids at Draco's work – like he’d needed the reminder that Malfoy had become a respected paediatric healer on top of his unfairly good looks – he'd known it was probably a risky idea. But she'd picked her setup well, because what kind of arsehole says no to sick kids?
Or: Harry invites Draco back to Grimmauld to try to get over his fear of snakes. It somehow turns into weekly appointments for Harry to try to teach Draco Parseltongue. Lucky neither of them is nursing a ridiculous and not-very-well-hidden crush, huh?
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The Wrong Ball by thisisforyou for captaindingdong (professorcockblock), CopperCatbird
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 Apr 2026
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It’s the end of term, N.E.W.T.s are over, and the sun is shining.
A joyful, soppy little follow-up to Morosexual, because I'm a sap and Goonfire is my life now.
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- Part 2 of Goonfireeee!
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Morosexual by thisisforyou for captaindingdong (professorcockblock)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Apr 2026
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If he could just imagine stuffing his pants into his mouth or casting a Silencing charm on him, imagine fucking him despite the things that come out of his mouth, he could get through this with his dignity intact.
It’s so much worse than that.
Since that Charms class, everything Goyle says, every stupid, inane thing, turns him on. It's infuriating.
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Prissy, withering, intellectual snob Blaise is having a silent existential crisis, because every stupid fucking thing that Gregory Goyle says makes him want to fuck that imbecile into oblivion. What's the opposite of sapiosexual? Yeah, he's that. And unhappy about it.
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- Part 1 of Goonfireeee!
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After yet another trashy "unauthorised biography" is released, Harry decides to reclaim his story by writing his own version: the actual, unfiltered truth, to stop all the speculation and endless questions and finally set the record straight. Or at least officially Not Straight.
Maybe there are a few truths he would have filtered a little more, if he’d known Draco Malfoy would be assigned to edit the book.
Maybe there are a few truths he hasn’t quite worked out yet, that Draco Malfoy's patented blend of snarky criticism and thinly-veiled challenges might just be exactly what he needs to help him with.
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Infamia 'verse by Mr_CSI, thisisforyou
Fandom Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
20 Feb 2014
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AITA for being "obsessed" with my childhood nemesis? by RainstormRadish for beta_vulgaris
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Nov 2023
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Alrakis • I [24M] attended a small boarding school in the UK. There was a boy in my year, a couple of months younger than me, and he became my nemesis after we developed an intense rivalry. My friend [25F] told me recently that our dynamic was "weird back then" and that "it’s even weirder" that I still think about him today. She argued that I talk about him all the time, but I believe the amount I talk about him is reasonable. AITA?
prongymcprongface • i completely get what you mean. i had a nemesis (like a school one, separate to my other nemesis) and we had a dynamic super similar to what you are describing. having a nemesis is a very cool and normal thing dw about it. NTA
In which Draco asks the internet if he's being reasonable. Only one commenter is sympathetic. They start talking.
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Bookmarked by thisisforyou
31 Oct 2025
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Love this so much for two (2) reasons:
1. As an AITA veteran this is sooo accurate, right down to people claiming it's fake, misgendering OP because they forget gay people exist, claiming OP is TA because of something completely irrelevant to the story at hand etc etc so good!
2. The whole reason I like Drarry is that I... also... had a high school nemesis. Who I still think/dream about often. Who I thought about after I realised I was bi and went "ohhhhh". So this scratched allll the itches
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Charlie wanted Harry, but he’d never planned on having him. He’d never planned on Draco Malfoy, either. He hadn’t planned on anything but living out his days in Romania, with his friends and his dragons and his safe, peaceful distance.
Apparently, it wasn’t a very popular plan.
This is a story about crumbs and flickers and roots, running away and coming home; about falling in love without meaning to (twice), and having truly good friends, and the mutually revealing recognition between two people in love with the same man.
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Bookmarked by thisisforyou
24 Jul 2025
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Just the most beautiful thing I've ever read.
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Sometimes, when John leaves the flat, Sherlock uses one of his possession to indulge in a little bit of autoeroticism.
Bookmarked by thisisforyou
11 Dec 2015
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This was one of the first John lock fics I ever read! Can't believe I stumbled on it again. I feel like this cute piece probably shaped my sexuality a little more than I'd like to admit.
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One day in the flight deck, the crew hear a familiar voice over GERTI's radio. A ficlet written shortly after listening to Zurich.
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30 Dec 2014
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This is just absolutely beautiful. A really quite lovely little epilogue to Zurich.
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A few drabbles for Christmas. Mycroft and Sherlock are Cabin Pressure fans and have to cope with the final episode; Mycroft and Greg discuss ships, after Greg is *really* mean; Sherlock listens to the final show and texts John *everything*; Greg throws Mycroft a quick 'Cabin Pressure Christmas' at midnight on Christmas eve; Sherlock tries to wrap presents, and fails, but John loves him anyway; Mycroft and Greg sing carols; John has to bribe Sherlock to eat Christmas dinner; They all meet up and let Sherlock and Mycroft play word games and the Travelling Lemon.
Bookmarked by thisisforyou
30 Dec 2014
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Just witnessing Mycroft and Sherlock have the same reactions I did while listening to Zurich on Christmas morning (I love my family for not only allowing me to plug headphones in at that family time but for not rolling their eyes as I shouted and giggled and possibly teared up a little) is priceless. I hope the author continues!