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"And lastly, what are your thoughts on Hongjoong-ssi?”
Seonghwa can feel himself frown. “Hongjoong-ssi?”
The staff member nods expectantly. The lights suddenly seem very hot and bright and Seonghwa doesn’t know what to do. How would he describe Hongjoong? That he’s an absolute pain in the ass? That he thinks he’s better than everyone? That he bosses Seonghwa around when they’re alone?
Or, Seonghwa and Hongjoong 'like the same girl' on a dating show and Hongjoong decides to have some fun
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07 Jun 2026
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Seonghwa had been obsessed with werewolves his whole life.
He knew the intense pull he felt towards lycans was confusing for other vampires, and he honestly couldn’t even blame them – not even he himself could begin to understand why he felt the way he did about their so-called ‘mortal enemies’.
Seonghwa had enough self-awareness to accept that there was probably something very wrong with him. A loose wire in his brain that made him spend stupidly high amounts of money on drugs laced with werewolf semen.
Something that made him pay no attention to other vampires, or even humans, because he was too busy fantasizing about yellow eyes and bicolor fur while high on W.
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27 May 2026
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Seonghwa could only frown in confusion and blink slowly as his tipsy brain tried to make sense of the random question, silently staring at the stranger while he fidgeted anxiously under his gaze.
“How much for an hour?” asked Awkward Guy in a rush.
“An hour?” parroted Seonghwa, feeling even more puzzled by the supposed clarification.
“Oh, you’re right, that’s probably not enough time…” the stranger muttered before touching his glasses nervously. “Ho-how much for the whole night?”
Seonghwa simply stared at him for a second longer before he finally managed to process what the man had said as that last question made the rest of the conversation click and fall into place.
Awkward Guy was asking how much it cost to spend the night with him.
Because he thought Seonghwa was a prostitute.
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26 May 2026
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It wasn’t the first time Hongjoong’s horny brain had tried to make a mash-up of his online sub and his boss in his arousal. He always felt extremely guilty afterwards, but it’s not like he could help himself: the two men he was crushing on happened to have many things in common and it was really hard not to notice sometimes.
Not knowing exactly what Good Lil Boy looked like left a lot of room for Hongjoong’s overactive imagination to fill in, and it was impossible not to add the collected and poker-faced Park Seonghwa to the mix when he was aroused out of his mind and wanting to fuck them both senseless.
Hongjoong was only human, after all.
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21 May 2026
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When the mouth of infinity buries its teeth in me by SpringDayBoys
Fandoms: ATEEZ (Band)
14 Sep 2024
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After a series of sudden disappearances of young priests in the parishes far away from the capital, exorcist Yunho is sent on a mission: to find and save the missing men.
Things get complicated when Yunho realizes his childhood friend, Mingi, with whom he had spent years in the orphanage and seminary, is one of the missing priests. It gets even more complicated when all the clues lead him to a gloomy village full of heretics, a mysterious castle in the middle of a dead lake, and its eccentric owner, lord Kim.
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16 May 2026