therealisticilusion
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- Severance (TV) (1)
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It’s ultimately not even her choice to give in to this urge. He just asks her one day, out of the blue, while she’s taking those damn hard-boiled eggs apart. “Would you like to be a girl?”
It knocks the air out of her lungs.
Helena Eagan takes the shape of a woman. Helly R. can't wrap her brain around what exactly that means.
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Archie takes a deep breath.
"I'm gonna make him pay for doing this to you, Jug." he says, vitriol creeping up into his tone. "He's been hurting Betty too, and who knows what he's gonna do to Ronnie, but he can't keep getting away with this. I'm not gonna let him get away with this."
Jughead laughs. It's quiet at first, small and for the most part controlled, but it doesn't take long for it to grow into something louder and more spontaneous, Jughead's eyes closing as he lets his head fall back into the motion of it.
Archie frowns.
"Sorry, sorry," Jughead says. "I'm not laughing at you, I promise, it's just... sweet. I think it's sweet."
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18 Jun 2026
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To Keep Warm in the Cold Winter Months by bigfeetbiggersocks for greatkateweathermachine
Fandoms: Riverdale (TV 2017)
25 Dec 2023
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“I really miss you, Jughead. I miss how things were, before Jason died and the Blackhood came and you joined the Serpents.” Archie says.
“Yeah, well things change. It’s just part of growing up.”
“I don't want us to change.” “Us” carries a lot of implications. “Girl” carries a lot of implications.
“We already did.”
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18 Jun 2026
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Ilya watches his fingers fiddle with it. “Hear what? Hear us sleep?” he scratches behind his own ear, helpfully. “I snore so loud?”
“No, Ilya, they can hear us not sleep,” Shane leans forward, searching Ilya’s face. Almost. “What we do before we sleep.”
And Shane knows he gets it, because his whole face lights up, and Shane isn’t really in the position to appreciate it fully because the context is just not allowing him to. And it makes him feel worse. “Ah, that!” Ilya is laughing, and he presses down on Shane’s neck more solidly, shaking him around a little, almost proud if Shane had to guess.
or, Shane's roommates can hear him and Ilya when they have sex, and it becomes a problem
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- Part 1 of Blue Collar Ilya Cinematic Universe
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18 Jun 2026
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"Was that your question? Do I want to give you another quick handie? It can't be that hard to ask."
He blinks with a bit of uncertainty, as if he doesn't quite understand what she means, but his mischievous grin gives him away. "No. I-I want to do that…to you. When you put my hand down there, and you started moaning and making those noises…I want to do that to you. But on purpose this time."
or, sam wants to make emma feel good. emma wants the same. they reach a common ground.
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- Part 1 of gen v oneshots
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07 Jun 2026
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Jordan seems to think that they're not desirable when in feminine form.
Marie has some notes.
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- Part 2 of all your curves, all your edges
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07 Jun 2026