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Goyle's taken it upon himself to act as Malfoy's personal, one-man guard and Harry can't help but feel like it's only making the bullying worse.
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20 Jun 2026
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Draco doesn't want to identify Harry Potter when he's dragged into his home. He wants nothing to do with this mess. And when Bellatrix needs someone to torture, maybe he gives her a nudge toward Harry Potter instead of Granger, who's certain to break. It's not Draco's fault Aunt Bella leaves Harry with a curse that has him leaking Dark magic. It's certainly not his fault Dobby kidnapped Draco from Malfoy Manor along with the others when Draco whispered a few words into a broken mirror shard. And for Merlin's sake, it's not his fault he's the only one practiced in fighting Dark magic. Why should he be punished? And punished. And punished...
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15 Jun 2026
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Never Mind the Bollocks by The_Sinking_Ship for shiftylinguini
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
31 Dec 2023
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If someone told Harry six months ago that by autumn he would be single, living on whisky and toast, and dancing the night away with Draco Malfoy, he would have told them to get their head checked.
And yet, here he was.
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Harry Potter is an Unspeakable. Draco Malfoy is the wizard who shagged him. Adventure! Intrigue! Secret identities, celebrities, spies! It's all right here, folks.
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18 May 2026
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It’s Pansy’s fault, really, for inviting Draco’s Quidditch star ex and his new boytoy to her wedding cruise. Desperate times call for desperate measures, and nothing is more desperate than asking the only other wizard in England who can compete in both looks and fame to fake being in love with him for seven days.
The fact that Potter is also his boss, roommate, and occasional friend should make it easier.
So Draco has it handled. Everything is fine.
Draco's an exceptional liar and Potter is…well, admittedly Potter is becoming a problem.
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16 May 2026
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Draco discovers he is pregnant after Harry disappears from the wizarding world. Ten years later, Harry returns.
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14 May 2026
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Harry felt Malfoy's breath on his lips as they came together over the bottle, hands firmly planted on the floor as though they each needed their familiar soil, refusing to cross into enemy territory.
Except that Malfoy no longer felt like his enemy.Malfoy felt inevitable.
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06 May 2026
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Five years after the war, Grimmauld Place lies in ruins, its magic unpredictable. Yet, Harry refuses to let it go—it's the last piece of Sirius he has left. Desperate to restore the house, he turns to the one person who might be able to help: Draco Malfoy.
Big mistake.
The ancestral magic, confused and unsettled, spirals out of control. Who is the house’s true master? Who does it serve? In its uncertainty, the house transforms itself into a labyrinth where every corridor twists and shifts, and every room hides a secret.
Now, the two former rivals must navigate the house’s treacherous halls together.Will they find their way out—or will they be pulled further in?
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01 May 2026
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28 Apr 2026
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A tracking spell goes completely wrong in Defence Against the Dark Arts, and somehow Harry ends up in another universe, eerily similar to his own except with one stark difference: he can, for some reason, smell everyone. And strongly.
He might have been able to handle it, if his partner in the class hadn’t been affected by the spell as well, and ended up right there with him.
He probably would have been able to. Except that his partner, of course, had to be Draco bloody Malfoy.
And he smells fantastic.
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26 Apr 2026
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As post-war violence and tensions rise, it seems as if there’s no hope to unify the wizarding world. Except, maybe, a manufactured relationship between resident Saviour Harry Potter and known purveyor of the Dark Arts Draco Malfoy. (The fact that they detest each other is beside the point.)
But as Draco’s unrelenting mind games begin to wear him down, Harry has to remind himself that it’s all fake. The relationship is fake. The affection is fake. The pet names, the romance — even the engagement photos are fake.
But there’s something in Draco’s kiss that might just be real.
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23 Apr 2026
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“Honestly, Potter, it’s like you’ve never even read Hogwarts, A History.”
For some reason, Potter finds this riotously funny.
And so there they stand, in the empty hallway, Potter bent nearly double in his laughter, just to Draco’s left so that their wrists are nearly touching.
It’s surreal.
Eighth Year has proven so much different than Draco ever could have imagined, he thinks, amazed, as he openly stares at Wonder Boy.
Draco and Harry are cursed during class, forced to remain within five feet of each other or else feel the burning consequences. It's going to uproot their lives for an entire month unless their friends can figure out a countercurse.
Draco's prepared to grit his teeth and survive, though he doesn't expect anything good to come of it...
Featuring: forced proximity, too much empathy and infuriating friends.
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16 Apr 2026
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Cultivate: Slow Life on a Monster-Infested Mountain by NeonGhostCat
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
08 Nov 2023
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When trying to transfer Shen Yuan from the real world to Proud Immortal Demon Way, the System runs into an error. The transfer is not complete.
Shen Yuan is dropped off at the foot of a mountain aware of two things: he's in the story, and the Shen Qingqiu of this world is not only aware but thinks he tried to possess his body — and he's PISSED. Shen Yuan tries to opt out and live a simple life on what locals tell him is a monster-infested mountain no one in their right mind would bother with.
Sounds like a great hiding spot!
(TL;DR: Stardew Scum Villain
ValleyMountain.)Chapter recaps available here.
💌 Please note I am very behind on replies. I have full intentions of catching up, but my spoons for this are sporadically available. I appreciate them tremendously, always.
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- Part 1 of Cultivate (+ Extras)
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12 Apr 2026
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A few years after the war, Harry receives a ministry notice that Draco Malfoy’s house arrest will soon be lifted and that the wand he has kept may be sent to the ministry. He doesn’t think much of it when he sends the wand directly to Malfoy Manor with a note.
But one letter swiftly follows another and Malfoy sneaks his way into Harry's every day life without either of them minding.
Or; a very soft love story of how Harry and Draco find reasons to write letters to each other and Black heirlooms and family histories are uncovered while they figure out why that is. Lunch dates, careful friendship, confusing feelings and Draco's art included.
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09 Apr 2026
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Fragility by tallulah876theremake
Fandoms: Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VII Remake and Rebirth (Video Games 2020-2024), Final Fantasy VII (Video Game 1997)
25 Aug 2024
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Tifa's perspective of the journey, beginning after Aerith's death on the trek to the North Crater and ending after the Lifestream. As Cloud's sanity and the team's trust in Cloud unravels, Tifa tries to cope with her grief and attempts to hold the team together. More than anything, she tries to hold together the fragile pieces of Cloud.
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- Part 1 of A Fragile Kind of Strength
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04 Apr 2026
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“Oh my- lie back down!” Draco barked, already moving. “What is wrong with you?” He huffed in frustration as he leaned over, fixing the bandages he’d just settled less than ten minutes ago. “Do you want to be stuck in medical care for the rest of your life?”
Harry smiled at him through the pain. “Yours? Definitely.”
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03 Apr 2026
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Spiderman, glorious hero and all-round ladies’ man, falls web-shooter over heels for a tetchy blond with sharp eyes. Draco just wants Spiderman to stop wrecking the city and coating it in webs, because the paperwork for that sort of thing is simply soul-destroying.
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“Did you just call me Legolas?”
Spiderman shrugged. “Sorry. I don’t know your name.”
Draco felt an insurmountable amount of irritation toward the hero all of a sudden. “Let’s keep it that way,” he muttered, already turning away.
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03 Apr 2026
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Harry is depressed after Sirius's passing. He is tired of living the multiple lies people see him as, and wants to learn who he truly is. After running away from the Dursleys, Harry spends an eye-opening summer learning about himself, his so-called friends, and who he can truly turn to. He returns to Hogwarts a changed man, a new man, who is not afraid to be himself and is ready to turn the war upside down, finding his true family and love along the way.
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02 Apr 2026
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Draco Malfoy had been a picture-perfect, pure-blood wizard. Never stepping out of line, Draco had his whole life practically planned out for him.
However, during the final parts of his third year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, Draco Malfoy had made a daunting discovery. Something was definitely wrong with him.
It was on his fourteenth birthday that Draco had the first of many prophetic visions.
Tents up in flames, a goblet, a dragon, a body of water, and more…In the event of a budding war, Draco Malfoy’s newfound psychic abilities interfere with his already increasingly complicated life. Navigating growing pains, family disputes, romance and war, Malfoy discovers who he is.
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- 61/61
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02 Apr 2026
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It has been centuries since an attack on the castle of a royal scion. Centuries, until now.
The Realm of Hogwarts is ruled by eight noble Slytherin families, aided by their Gryffindor armies. Each kingdom possesses a Horcrux—the most precious source of magic to the throne. But when the Kingdom of Malfoy finds their Horcrux stolen, Prince Draco must break all protocol and enlist the help of a commoner, Harry, to find what's missing. All the while, an evil beyond the horizon stirs, Dementor attacks are increasing, and civil unrest is burning across the land. Can Draco and Harry recover the Horcrux and save the realm? And will they be able to resist their growing attraction to each other in the meantime?
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- Part 10 of The Katalogue
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02 Apr 2026