thelazybard
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Ben Grimm hates playing rock paper scissors with you. Not only can you sense exactly what he'll choose, you sometimes like to mess with him and make your hand look like a spider, because "Spider beats rock".
You're New York's friendly neighborhood Spidergirl. Or, Spidermenace, depending on who you ask.
You catch the attention of the Fantastic Four and they offer you their alliance. It takes convincing, but you eventually accept. This brings a brand new issue of keeping your life as a hero and your personal life separate. It's a struggle, but not one you have to face alone. Ben makes sure you know he has your back through it all.
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Caught in Your Web. (Ben Grimm x Spidey!Reader) by thelazybard
Fandoms: The Fantastic Four: First Steps (2025)
24 Aug 2025
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"I missed you." Admitted your lover in a gravelly drawl.
"At dinner?" You guessed.
He shook his head. "Before that."
"You saw me this morning." You offered.
"You webslinged past the bakery."
"And I blew you a kiss."
"A guy like me can't survive off that."
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Instead I Pour the Milk. [Alejandro Vargas x fem!Reader] by thelazybard
Fandoms: Call of Duty (Video Games)
27 Jan 2025
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You decide to finally take a chance on moving to Las Almas and buy the local coffee shop after its previous owners peeled out. It takes you a while to get the hang of running the shop on your own, but luckily you've caught the eye of a soldier who is willing to help. Especially when the Cartel begins threatening you.
The inspiration for this fic came to me after listening to Tom's Diner by Suzanne Vega on repeat.
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Not a lot, just forever. by thelazybard
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
27 Jan 2025
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You, a once orphaned zabrak, find your fear of abandonment to be a constant struggle. So years down the line when your husband has to regularly leave you and your children behind to fight for the free galaxy he wants for his wife and kids, you decide you won't let him fight alone any longer.
This follows you, Faye, and Clone Captain Gregor. How you meet, marry, bring up children, and fight until the very end.
While romance is the main focus, parenthood is going to be a big part of the plot. Sorry for the people who don't like that trope but I like me some Dad!Clones.