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Cartman is pretty sure his dreams are windows into the future.
In them, he can see a fifty-year-old Kyle that has given up on him.
On top of that, when Cupid Me starts getting involved in his personal affairs of the heart, all hope seems lost.
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the one thing I wanted by symbionic
Fandoms: Beetlejuice - Perfect/Brown & King, Beetlejuice - All Media Types
26 Dec 2022
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It's the Maitland's first Christmas as ghosts and Lydia wants to prepare a special surprise! But wait, aren't we forgetting someone... ?
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"Will I actually get… presents? No, Betelgeuse, stop it. Stop right there. No expectations, and you won't be disappointed. You should know better by now."
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demons get the flu (and other conspiracy theories) by symbionic
Fandoms: Beetlejuice - Perfect/Brown & King
01 Dec 2022
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He wasn't sick or anything. Demons don't get sick, and if they did, they wouldn't pathetically cry about it in secret because their throat stung and no one would ever be there for them to make it better. That would be ridiculous.
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Or, Beetlejuice gets the flu and is being so brave about it (by pretending he's fine). The Maitlands take matters into their own hands.
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"You know… you never talk about your program." Terry prompted one day.
Terry is curious about Korvo's past, Korvo is trying to leave it behind.
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Terry doesn't remember being pushed to his death... but his body and subconscious do.
He tries to act like everything's fine, but he's been getting nightmares and feeling extremely jumpy.
The more he gets them the more he's determined to put the pieces together, but he won't like what he finds out.
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Learning to Stand by mademoisellecarolina
Fandoms: ドラえもん | Doraemon (Anime 2005), ドラえもん | Doraemon (Movies)
02 Mar 2026
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In this story, Doraemon doesn't exist. Nobita is struggling with his schoolwork and feeling like he isn't good enough. Without any gadgets to help him, he decides to try and improve himself on his own. With some help from his teacher and a local librarian, he starts to work on his self-esteem and learn that he can do things if he tries.
Just a story about growing up and trying your best.
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31 Mar 2026
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"What the hell?" Howard exploded. "You guys swore you were using condoms!"
"We were!" Raj shouted, panic in his voice.
"So what, you just forgot to tell me one broke?" The accusation in Howard's voice stabbed Raj in the heart, ice lodging behind his ribs.
“Dude, I swear,” he squeaked. “It can’t be mine, it’s gotta be yours!”
“Did you forget I got the snip before Neil was born?” he accused, eyes wild.
“Clearly I had!” Raj yelled back hysterically. “Fuck!”
"Oh, calm down you big babies," Bernadette rolled her eyes annoyed. "Raj sweetie, breathe, you’re turning purple. Howie, we use condoms religiously. And none of 'em broke. I work at a pharmaceutical company. Do you know how easy it is to get a morning after pill?"
"So, what, my vasectomy just randomly failed then?" Slowly, bewilderment was replacing the venom in Howard's questions, and Raj breathed a little easier.
"I ran the numbers," she sighed. "You both had about a 1 in 2000 chance of shoving this bun in my oven. Who it was is a way less important question than the other one."
"Which is?" Raj asked, incredulously.
"What the hell do we do now?"
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23 Mar 2026
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Oneshot. Howard gets shot down once again, and it's up to his closest friend to heal his broken heart.
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18 Mar 2026
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The Kiss Tag Contingency by abbyzelda for teal_emotion
Fandoms: The Big Bang Theory (TV)
10 May 2014
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Raj and Howard have an argument over who is more feminine. Oneshot.
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18 Mar 2026
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Howard faces a surprising realization about his relationship with Raj.
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18 Mar 2026