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There are a lot of security cameras. Usually that means very bad things, especially for secret human spies and their murderbot accomplices. Was I an accomplice? I planned the whole thing. Maybe the mastermind would be better. I knew Gurathin would take issue with that—because that made him the accomplice to a terrifying murderbot, rather than the one in control, and I knew how much it annoyed Gurathin 1. not to be in control, and 2. admit that I was right.
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When you saw Gurathin again, it only confirmed something that made your organic tissue itch: you don’t know everything that you want, but you know that you want him.
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Memories are tricky things. They linger, like a taste on the back of your tongue, sweet and bitter.
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“You don’t blame humans for what you were forced to do?” Gurathin pushes. “For what happened to you?”
I open my eyes and look at him. “Do you?”
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Or: that scene from the book but with the TV series characters.
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Like the stubborn bastard he is, Izzy claws his way back from near-death with a tenacity some might find inspiring.
Lucius is exhausted watching it. Or sad. Those two seem to be companions and never quite far from him, even with Stede and Ed retired, hopefully never to be seen again. It would be wrong to wish their little shack washed away in a hurricane, Lucius knows. That’s why he’s never said it out loud.
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After the events of season 2, Izzy and Lucius stumble towards something like an understanding. (and eventually, sex.)
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- Part 2 of the best of me left hours ago
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Series title is from "Half of You" by Dessa
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Prompt fills for OFMD Kinkmas 2022
In the spirit of the prompt event/challenge, I'm writing each of these in one day and only doing some light editing before posting. The quality will definitely vary, but that's part of the fun, right?
A few of these fills are not Christmas or holiday themed. There's a list of which ones + pairing, ratings, and links in Series Notes.
This series is now complete! I checked off all the bingo squares, which was my primary goal for this challenge. 12 fics wasn't planned, and I didn't realize I'd done that until I posted the final one.
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when this old light isn't ambling anymore by sweatervest
Fandom Our Flag Means Death (TV)
12 May 2024
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Our Flag Means Shadows by sweatervest
Fandom Our Flag Means Death (TV), What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
31 Oct 2023
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What We Do in the Shadows and Our Flag Means Death one-shot crossovers.
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Bookmarked by sweatervest
21 May 2026
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They're steadily climbing the table of the Prem, Jamie's playing the best football of his life, things would be GREAT, except Roy won't stop putting his hands on him and his dad's gonna start drinking again any minute now. So if Jamie's a little tense, it's not his fault.
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Bookmarked by sweatervest
30 Mar 2026
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AU - Lucius works in a very unsexy phone-sex office and shares a glass wall with Izzy. In between arguing over a parking space and mocking their accountant neighbours, they snark at each other and then flirt.
“Twat.”
“Bitch.”
Izzy glances at him sideways. “Good weekend?”
“Yeah. You?”
Izzy shrugs. “Good enough.”Bookmarked by sweatervest
15 Nov 2025
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Data Cleanse by all-systems-dead (kaos_academic)
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells, Murderbot (TV)
14 Oct 2025
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Gurathin needs help cleaning his data ports.
Bookmarked by sweatervest
14 Oct 2025
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Gurathin said, “I used rescue breathing. I’m sorry.”
Bookmarked by sweatervest
05 Jul 2025