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Theirs is a marriage of convenience: she needed funding for her nonprofit, and he needed a trophy wife and family.
A year into their arrangement, Hermione has discovered parts of herself that fill her with shame.
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12 Apr 2026
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Hermione wakes up beside Draco Malfoy and promptly tries to get rid of him. Draco has other ideas.
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11 Apr 2026
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Nine years ago, Hermione Granger created a plan to become Minister of Magic by the time she turned 60. As part of that plan she knew she needed a husband and two children to convince the public to support her.
She is now approaching her thirty-fourth birthday and is still single, though not for lack of trying. She's questioning her dating methodology as friends grow distant, her parents age, her fertile years are peaking, and the professional goals she created at twenty-five are starting to become harder to cling to. She knows she needs something to change, but that's easier said than done when Draco Malfoy won't leave her the fuck alone.
As for Draco, there's nothing quite as alluring as an angry Hermione Granger, and that's why he's been teasing her for the last ten years. It's only when he comes up with his best idea yet - and gets himself assigned as her security detail for an event that absolutely does not require it - that he starts to peel back the layers and sees her for who she really is. She's more than just a beautiful witch with a fierce temper. She's flawed, lonely, and starting to burn out.
Draco knows he can help. He just needs to her to say yes first.
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08 Mar 2026
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Hermione Granger, certified genius, works in a single-person department and prefers it that way.
When Hermione starts getting death threats, Draco Malfoy becomes her unwanted office partner and unofficial bodyguard. That is, until an attempt on her life forces Draco to take drastic measures to ensure Hermione’s safety...
(Or, a story in which Draco makes Hermione wear a golden amulet around her neck that is in the shape of the ‘divine phallus’. A peen.)
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08 Mar 2026
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The Hogwarts gang gathers at a fancy resort in Switzerland for a destination wedding. Antics ensue. New bonds are formed. Old enemies become friends... and lovers. Inspired by The White Lotus.
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08 Mar 2026