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“What do you think the devil’s wife’s like?” Benson said. He’d wondered, as a child, but he’d never had anyone to ask.
Randy paused for a while before he answered. “I think she’s probably really nice. And pretty.”
Benson tapped on the steering wheel, considering that. “Yeah. Makes sense.”
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hit me with your killshot, baby by sunshinelime
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
02 Oct 2025
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Dennis Reynolds is a twenty seven year old bartender who needs a new coke dealer. Mac is a ripped dealer in his forties who happens to be gay. Dennis has some ideas about how he can get a little more out of this exchange.
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At every moment, you should have said no because he wasn’t over you, he was never going to be completely over you, and you didn’t, because you weren’t over him and you were never going to be, either.
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- Part 2 of holding me up, putting me down
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You’re three drinks in at the point where Eridan strolls up to you and Aradia sharing a cigarette on the patio. You’ve noticed him stealing glances at you all night, but you’ve been avoiding the question of why. You nod at each other in greeting. Aradia remains quiet, watching the two of you, the cigarette between her fingers.
“So, hemo anonymous, huh?” Eridan asks casually.
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You don’t really understand why you go outside to talk to him. Porrim has been generous with the number of drinks as well as her pours, and you’re a lightweight, so your mind is more than a bit cloudy. You tell yourself it’s for a smoke. You put on your puffer jacket and head out.
He must be cold, he’s wearing a leather jacket and it’s not even zipped. He raises an eyebrow as you approach him, a freshly lit cigarette hanging from his mouth.
“May I have one?”
He opens his pack and holds one out for you. “Need a light?”Series
- Part 1 of holding me up, putting me down
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Do you understand. Do you get it now. Do you know how special you are. 'Til death do us part. 'Til death and beyond. Say you'll never let me go.
reposted from tumblr so i never lose it <3
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23 May 2026
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it was like that when we got here by Wheat From Chaff (wheatfromchaff)
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017), Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie (2025)
19 Mar 2026
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"I'm from the future," Jay says at last.
That's not possible, is Matt's first thought but he clamps down on it because this is Jay, and Jay is wandering Spadina, and Jay is also here in his room. So. Something impossible is now possible and it may as well be time travel.
"You're a time traveller." Matt giggles. "Holy shit. Holy shit. How did you—? No, never mind that, what am I thinking. Do you have a sports almanac on you? Any winning lotto numbers?"
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Randy blinks owlishly. The image stays the same.
Long, white beard. A red hat with a little ball at the end, a rounded gut wrapped in a matching red velvet coat. He looks wrong out here, a bright stab of color on a drab background, like blood against the slushy, gray snow.
And then Santa tucks his beard under his chin and lights a cigarette.
(OR: Randy gets a job at the mall during the holidays.)
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10 Mar 2026
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Fifteen years after Benson’s killing spree, the world has moved on. The state police claim he’s dead, and no one besides Randy has ever disagreed with them.
Freshly divorced, dissatisfied with life and staring down the barrel of a mid-life crisis, Randy realizes that for him, there’s no moving on without knowing – he needs to find out what really happened to Benson, no matter how painful the truth may be.
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Randy Bradley sat, slumped, in the passenger seat of a 1974 Chrysler Newport. He sat, slumped, next to a monster.
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17 Feb 2026