suchA_Consequentialist
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- Supernatural (TV 2005) (10)
- The Old Guard (Movies 2020 2025) (9)
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- Stargate SG-1 (2)
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They don't talk about it. Not even after close when Sam sits at the counter, still pretending to read the paper and lifting his feet for the mop to pass under.
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Jim is breathing fast, glaring at him with the same hatred he had the night Brandon stood next to his car and told him he was just like his parents.
Hands still up, Brandon says, “I told you I feel responsible for this mess, so I’m going to do whatever I can to fix it. But we don’t have a lot of options here. Your fiancée was attacked by the supernatural, and the state of California just doesn’t recognize unseen spirits as viable defendants in a trial.”
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It happens on a Tuesday, because these things usually happen on a Tuesday.
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I AM A GIVER [fanmix] by suchA_Consequentialist
Fandoms: The Son of Monte Cristo (1940), The Count of Monte Cristo - All Media Types
17 Jul 2023
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Grand Duchess Zona starts as a clandestine revolutionary, falls in love with a vigilante, and ends the story in multiple forced marriages. This is her fanmix: 9 songs about power and women and the anger that lingers in every cheap happy ending.
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They’ve stumbled out past the line of the club, and settled into random spots along the sidewalk. This should be the moment they all find water or food and head towards the line of cabs that wait a few blocks down near the hotel.
Tonight, however, Joe is determined for the whole world to know that Andy is his friend - as demonstrated by the way that he is shouting it to Nile where she stands near the door of the club.
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For the prompt:
Gaby/Solo smut. So, I think it's probably fair to assume Napoleon has done some honeypot missions for the CIA. And after the UNCLE trio have known each other for a while, it comes out that when Napoleon was sent to retrieve Gaby, he'd had orders to seduce her, if she didn't initially cooperate. Obviously Gaby is a bit surprised, but she'd kind of suspected as much, and they're in a good place so after a minute she's okay with it.
(with a dash of emotional h/c and domesticity)
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23 Jun 2026
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Certain as the Sun (and the Moon) by Saathi1013 for InNovaFertAnimus
Fandoms: The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (2015), Beauty and the Beast (1991), Beauty and the Beast - All Media Types, Beauty - Robin McKinley
25 Dec 2018
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Gaby Teller has had to fend for herself ever since her father - the town's blacksmith and artificer - disappeared almost a year ago. Then, after an unwelcome proposal from the town charmer, she finds herself drawn into an adventure beyond anything she ever expected.
(An MFU / Beauty & the Beast fusionfic, wherein Gaby is Belle, Illya is the Beast, and Napoleon bears only a slight resemblance to Gaston.)
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22 Jun 2026
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These new partners of Napoleon's are driving him up the wall. Mostly because they obviously need to sleep with each other. And definitely not because he wants to sleep with both of them.
But it turns out they're driving each other nuts, too.
At least they're all a matched set.
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- Part 8 of Fictober 2018
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20 Jun 2026
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Illya Kuryakin has retired from Russian intelligence, taking refuge in a small suburb of Chicago, working as a high school teacher under an alias. Always on alert for the inevitable moment when his past catches up to him, his is a solitary life until two newcomers arrive in town: Gabrielle Schmidt, a shop teacher at his school, and Nathan Teller, who runs a small antique shop downtown.
Despite his suspicions, he finds himself charmed by the two - until their presence causes unforeseen complications.
(inspired by a kinkmeme prompt, which I will link to in the notes at the end of the story, as it's partially spoilery, but this fic does not entirely fulfill the requirements therein)
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The team investigate THRUSH's involvement in a zoo. It doesn't go to plan, but when do their plans ever work out?
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19 Jun 2026