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The Perfect Drug by stillnotimpressed
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
14 Jun 2026
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Shane Hollander is old money, flawless, and untouched. Ilya Rozanov is new money, reckless, and loud. For years, their bitter rivalry was a perfect public performance.
Then they were kidnapped, stripped of their names, and locked in a freezing concrete box with a single narrow bed.
For weeks, the script burns. The hatred warps. And by the time the cage door finally opens, the real nightmare begins. Because outside, they have two separate lives, but inside, they’ve already become each other’s only fix.
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Customer Service by stillnotimpressed
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
02 Jun 2026
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Ilya (Support): Thank you for choosing Midnight Pulse. My name is Ilya. How can I assist you today?
S_91: Good evening. I am writing to formally report a significant discrepancy regarding my order, ID #81. The items delivered do not match my original purchase.
Ilya (Support): I am sorry for the inconvenience, but our database is being a bit "difficult" today. I can’t pull up your specific file at this exact second. Technology, right? Could you please specify what you originally ordered and what arrived instead?
S_91: I purchased the “Pro-Fit: Anal Silicone Training Set." Systematic sizing.
Ilya (Support): And what exactly did the universe send you instead of your systematic silicone?
S_91: The “Vortex-Prime X5: Industrial Grade Auto-Thrusting Station with Haptic Remote Sync.”
OR: Shane wanted a beginner kit and a professional refund. Instead, he gets a terrifying machine he doesn't know how to use and Ilya: a customer service agent who's determined to "help" him in all the wrong ways.
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Scentbound by stillnotimpressed
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
16 May 2026
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When a feral alpha collapses on Shane’s doorstep, instinct collides with fear. Marked by scent, drawn by something neither of them can name, they circle each other in a fragile truce that feels dangerously like fate.
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Shane is an omega with a complicated past, Ilya is a feral alpha who is way too obsessed with him, and what follows involves scent-marking, unresolved feelings, sexual tension, buried secrets and so much emotional damage. -
I want to exorcise the demons from your past by stillnotimpressed
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
06 May 2026
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Ilya Rozanov finally got what he wanted, and now he’s terrified of losing it.
Shane Hollander finally let someone in, and now he’s terrified of what he’s become.
Ilya is looking for his place in a past he doesn't understand.
Shane is trying to fit a human heart into a cold, immortal chest.
The miracle was supposed to be the end, but it was only the beginning.
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- Part 2 of Vampire Hollanov AU
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Undisclosed Desires by stillnotimpressed
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
06 Apr 2026
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Ilya Rozanov has a habit of fixating on things. Usually it's an object. This time it's his ringside doctor.
Shane Hollander is very good at keeping people at a distance. He's had a long time to practice.
When Ilya walks into the infirmary at the wrong hour and sees exactly what Shane is, the smart thing would be to leave.
Ilya has never been particularly smart about Shane Hollander.
Series
- Part 1 of Vampire Hollanov AU
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Vampire Hollanov AU by stillnotimpressed
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
06 May 2026
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Barstool Sports Canada reports that Montreal Metros captain Shane Hollander has started learning Russian from new teammate and Russian rookie Sergei Dovonchezky.
Ilya has some thoughts. None of them are particularly kind.
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- Part 6 of my heated rivalry anon fics
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11 Feb 2026
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Lily & Jane Take Over Twitter by winter1477
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
06 Feb 2026
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The hockey twitter world explodes when a new Shane fan account under the name "Lily" pops up. And all she tweets about is how bad she wants to fuck Shane Hollander.
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- Part 3 of Hollanov Texting/SMAU's
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07 Feb 2026
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Touch Me by AkirasStories
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
19 Jan 2026
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Shane’s whining beneath him, head thrown back, exposing the long column of his neck and rutting up against Ilya. Ilya licks up his throat, nibbling at Shane’s jaw, before his lips brush the shell of Shane’s ear.
“Tell me what you want.”
The reply is instant.
“You.”
or: after his drunken confession, shane keeps avoiding ilya. at a student party ilya finally gets the chance to speak to him.
part 2 to Close to MeSeries
- Part 8 of Hollanov Drabbles
- Part 2 of hollanov college au
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20 Jan 2026
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don't leave me high (don't leave me dry) by emonlispenardstreet
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
10 Apr 2026
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hollyadmirals24: Male seeking help improving at oral sex. Clean, ready to learn and willing to host. M only. Strictly platonic. Message for details.
or: shane and ilya are hockey players for the mcgill marauders. after a disastrous night with rose, shane puts a drunken ad on craigslist asking for help with oral sex. his teammate, ilya, replies.
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Bookmarked by stillnotimpressed
26 Dec 2025