stevieraph
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This is a collection of real events that have happened between me and this guy who insists he is straight and then does the gayest shit known to man. I just needed a place to put them down so I can process what is happening because therapy can only do so much.
Each chapter will be a separate incident. They will be in mostly chronological order but this has been going on for a while so I might get some things mixed up.
I cannot stress enough that these are real stories, I am not making anything up. Fuck my stupid gay life.
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The BAU is No Place for a Bat by Rosie_the_Fanfic_Reader
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Criminal Minds (US TV)
10 Jun 2025
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She sighs again, “you and that damn hero complex.”
Dick shoots her a grin, “is it a complex if I actually am a hero?”
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The BAU gets a new recruit. he's young, charming, and all of his answers lead to more questions.
It's one bat vs. six of the best profilers in the world and the second best tech goddess in history so it's really anyone's guess whether Dick Grayson will learn all their secrets before they learn his.
It's okay, though, he only has to last long enough to either keep Emily Prentiss alive or figure out if she's working with a mass terrorist.
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08 May 2026
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Cunk on Fangs by beemovieerotica
Fandoms: Cunk on Earth (TV), Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
18 Mar 2025
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Philomena Cunk interviews the vampire.
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05 Apr 2026
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Max stands, pacing again, and says, “I mean, what do I do? I can’t tell them I know now. It’s way too late for that.”
“It’s really okay,” Troy says far too optimistically. “It’s not that big of a deal.”
“Yeah, you can say that because you're not the one who heard Ilya tell Shane he misses his slutty little mouth."
Or: The Centaurs' newest rookie speaks Russian. It's too bad that Shane and Ilya don't know that.
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05 Mar 2026
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“Alright,” Shane muttered when the music cut off and loud groans swept over the house. He cupped his hands and raised them to shout, “If you’re not a brother or fucking a brother, get out!”
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alternate. in which Shane and Ilya are frat presidents.
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Updated with Chapter 2.
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07 Feb 2026
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this is how i want to love you, cover to cover by allforyoumylove
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
11 Jan 2026
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“Don’t–” Ilya starts, already reaching, already cupping Shane’s face between both hands, thumbs warm and tender against his cheekbones like they’ve always belonged there.
Shane’s eyes are big and gorgeous and genuinely curious. “Don’t what?”
Don’t make me look like a lovesick idiot. Don’t make my heart trip over itself for a way out of my chest and into yours. Don’t say it like that—so fucking sincere—like you don’t know how devastating it is for me.
“Don’t butcher my language,” he says instead and kisses Shane’s smile hard, like reflex, like gravity, like there was never going to be another option.
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Shane sets out to learn Russian. Ilya discovers he's incapable of keeping his composure.
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01 Feb 2026