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The problem was, Ilya couldn’t quite explain it himself. After a few minutes of ruminating, he finally settles on:
Why do I want to eat my husband?
Top result: Wife found guilty of cannibalising her husband, remains found in basement
Ilya frowns down at his screen. Well that wasn’t it. He huffs quietly in frustration, before backspacing and trying again.
Wanting to squish and bite my husband
The search lags, and Ilya taps the tips of his thumbs impatiently against the screen, chewing on his bottom lip. Finally the page refreshes.
Top result: Why boundaries in relationships are important
Ilya rolls his eyes, on the verge of giving up.
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Ilya has a severe case of cuteness aggression when it comes to his heavily pregnant husband, and he doesn’t quite know what to do about it.
(+ now with bonus scenes of Shane and Ilya being dads!)
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08 Jun 2026
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It’s funny, if he doesn’t think about what it entails, that only three months after seeing Ilya play with those kids in the pool, Shane finds out he’s pregnant with Ilya’s baby.
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08 Jun 2026
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“What is this ‘ball and chain’?” Ilya frowned.
Ilya's teammate grinned. “Wife. Girlfriend. Nagging you. Controlling. No fun allowed.”
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- Part 1 of cobblestone (hollanov fics)
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07 Jun 2026
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Who.
Who taught Shane about this.
Ilya is going to kill someone, and then himself. Not Shane. Never Shane. But he is going to have to kill someone with his bare hands.
Or: Shane invents advanced blowjob positions with his own beautiful freaky mind, thereby unintentionally turning Ilya into a danger to himself and others.
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07 Jun 2026
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Who Am I to You? by Kiranokira
Fandoms: ด้ายแดงซีรีส์ | Until We Meet Again The Series (TV)
18 Jun 2020
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Team feels a little groggy after his surgery and some people he doesn't recognize have come to pay him a very memorable visit.
Team's friends are pretty. Especially the blond.
There’s a beautiful girl, a cute boy, and the blond, who’s…more gorgeous than pretty, really.
Team listens to the beautiful girl talk for a while about things he doesn’t understand, glancing at the blond guy whenever he thinks he can get away with it. Except the blond guy is only looking at Team, and his grin keeps widening every time their eyes meet until he looks a little…fanatical.
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07 Jun 2026