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Swank receives an invitation from the Courier.
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"This is just swell - Benny vamooses and I'm left holding the bag."
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"Oda Sakunoske is dead."
Ango after everything.
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I exhaled. “Organic parts gross me out.”
It was still waiting with its feed open. It said, “So you’ve said.”
There was the weirdest tension in my abdominal area. “But this doesn’t involve organic parts.”
Another beat of silence. ART’s tone changed. “No.”/ART writes a code. Murderbot runs it. Nothing for anyone to get weird over.
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09 Sep 2024
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It had been an accident.
All I knew was that one moment, I’d been getting torn to pieces by a raiding party breaching one of the airlocks, and in the next they’d been dead, and then ART’s full attention- nearly 100% of its processing power- had been flowing through me, and it had been probably the most fucked-up orgasm-adjacent Thing that anyone, organic or otherwise, had ever experienced.
Not least because one of my arms had been thrown across the room seconds before it had happened.
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07 Aug 2024
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Lifesaving Procedure by avg (AnxiousEspada)
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
15 Oct 2022
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ART receives a distress call from the PresAux team after an encounter with traffickers, and sees itself faced with the awful task of having to safe SecUnit's life in a deeply transgressive way.
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written for day 15 of Kinktober '22: Dead Dove Chapter: mind break, human trafficking, fuck or die, sensory deprivationSeries
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05 Aug 2024
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Optimization is V1’s specialty. From projectile punching to explosion-propelled feats of acceleration, V1 was made to make itself better: faster. To achieve maximum performance, it opts to optimize its energy usage. A more efficient source of biofuel may exist—but V1 needs a means to extract it. A particular peripheral used by Mindflayers seems promising.
V1 intends to test it on Gabriel. There must be something better than blood.
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Ask an Exec: How to Navigate Cultish Colleagues, Soul-Stealing Bosses, and the End of the World at Work by shinyopals
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
02 May 2023
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I've recently been unexpectedly promoted to lead a department in my organisation, wrote the anonymous emailer.
As there was no one working here when I arrived, my manager, who is head of the organisation, had promised me the choice of my own assistants. However, without warning, he simply presented me with an additional assistant. This new assistant’s first act on his first day was to let a dog into the office. It took several hours to catch and clean up after this dog and it has only been downhill from there. I admit I'm not entirely sure what to do with this assistant now I'm stuck with him. I'm hoping you have some advice?
Kind regards,
New ManagerAbigail Bailey runs a successful management advice blog. One frequent contributor is from a workplace with some... issues.