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It’s silly, and definitely a bad idea because his culinary knowledge is very limited and the only reason he doesn’t stick to just add water meals or microwaveables, is because he has a growing little sister that needs healthy food and doesn’t complain much if something is too overcooked or burnt.
Derek is set to not miss (this time) his chance to ask Stiles out. He turns to the oldest trick in the book to get to a man's heart...and he hopes for the best.
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Lydia doesn’t have time to deal with idiots. But she does anyway.
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How cockroaches made Derek Hale a better person by something_poison
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
06 Oct 2014
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Derek hears his dorm room neighbor (the annoying one) screaming and, despite his better judgement, he goes over to see what’s going on.
And there isn’t a second he doesn’t regret making that decision.
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Derek and Stiles are cuddle-buddies. That’s all.
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There are hunters in town and they’re after Derek. So naturally, Stiles flips when Derek appears at a school event in broad daylight when he’s supposed to be hiding, goddamnit.
[Sorta based on this prompt by captain-snark: Sterek fic where stiles panics and does the ‘kiss to disguise from bad guys trying to find them’ and Derek is all ‘what the hell’ but also it was the most intense kiss of his life and neither of them can stop thinking about it.]
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Things were weird in Hawkins. The fields were rotting, there was something in the woods, and Steve Harrington's Beemer had a new problem every week.
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- Part 9 of masterlist of my stranger things works
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24 Dec 2022
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After Vecna and after the Upside Down and after the hospital, comes the even harder part of putting all the shattered pieces of their lives back where they belong, and it should be easy because they've done it before, except something is different this time and they don't quite fit together the way they used to.
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Eddie Munson was loud and big and weird like no one Steve had ever known before, and Steve thought he might be a little bit in love with him.
It kind of scared him.Steve Harrington looked like he tasted of Cherry Coke and spearmint, and Eddie really fucking hated Cherry Coke and spearmint, but he loved Steve Harrington, and he knew his younger self would be having a conniption if he could see him now.
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06 Aug 2022
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It's been a decade since Dipper Pines spent one uneventful summer in Gravity Falls. Now he's back, as the executor of his deceased great uncle's estate. Gravity Falls may have more hipster bars and coffeeshops than Dipper remembers, but some things, and some people, never change. Between lunch with the Northwest-Gleefuls and beers with Robbie, it's almost like Dipper's picking up a life he never left.
If only things could be that easy.
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04 Mar 2021
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The Pines are back in Gravity Falls, but so is Bill Cipher, who insists that he and Dipper must work together for their mutual benefit. Dipper has understandable trust issues. But this time, not heeding Bill's warnings proves to be a big mistake.
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18 Nov 2020
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There is nothing in the world Dipper enjoys more than the feeling of taking off and the freedom of gliding above endless clouds.
Until he meets Captain Cipher for the first time, who with his laid-back attitude and snarky comments is not easy to work with. Despite that he is drawn to his charm and carefreeness and soon finds himself in a relationship that is not what he had expected.- Language:
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10 Nov 2020