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Fandoms
- Batman - All Media Types (8)
- DCU (Comics) (5)
- DCU (3)
- Red Robin (Comics) (2)
- Superboy (Comics) (2)
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It's the last day of school at Gotham Academy. All Tim needs to do is survive it.
Unfortunately, in Gotham, that is meant quite literally.
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Running Up that Hill by someonehelpme
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Red Robin (Comics), Robin (Comics), Batman and Robin (Comics)
09 Sep 2024
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At the age of six, Tim gets kidnapped by the mafia for ransom from his parents. Tim does not know he was kidnapped by the mafia.
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If I only could (I'd make a deal with god) by someonehelpme
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
16 May 2023
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Tim gets kidnapped from a Wayne Gala. The Waynes must rescue him without revealing their identities.
This is a partially finished chapter that I'm publishing because I'm superstitious.
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Kon babysits Tim after he gets his wisdom teeth removed.
Written before my own wisdom teeth removal and it shows. Not medically accurate in the slightest, but I don't want to rewrite it so excuse all inaccuracy with comic book logic.
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Growing up is a Trap by someonehelpme
Fandoms: Red Robin (Comics), DCU (Comics), DCU, Superboy (Comics)
25 May 2020
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the mom friend: I need a new superhero name.
the mom friend: Ideas?
timtam: Super (Teen) Boy
blundergirl: The Inhuman Disaster
brat: Amazing Dude
blundergirl: Stupidboy
the mom friend: You guys suck.Kon starts a group chat with Cassie, Tim, and Bart. Mistakes are made.
Now translated into Russian by the amazing rRichard! https://ficbook.net/readfic/7953783
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Timkon Week 2019 by someonehelpme
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, DCU, DCU (Comics), Robin (Comics), Superboy (Comics)
31 Jul 2019
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These are the three works I finished for Timkon Week 2019. It was a wonderful experience and everyone's stories were fantastic. I hope to do it again next year and actually do the whole week.
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- 23,553
- Works:
- 3
- Bookmarks:
- 7
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Five Things Padmé Never Told Anakin by lilyhandmaiden
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
29 Oct 2013
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They got to know each other very well very quickly, but over the course of their marriage, there were some things she kept to herself.
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20 May 2026
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Hero of War by DejaVu22
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
15 Sep 2020
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The war in Ishval is beginning to wind down. The State Alchemists sent in by Fuhrer King Bradley have done their job well. The Flame Alchemist has amassed a reputation of the bringer of death and destruction- surpassing even Solf Kimblee in pure destructive capabilities. In a few more months, the war will be declared won, and the soldiers sent home.
Alone on the outskirts of a deserted battlefield, Roy Mustang is caught in an explosion that would have been lethal if not for two things: the Flame Alchemist's quick reflexes, and a couple of doctors named Rockbell.
Hiding from the military, he returns with them to Resembool, where he meets two young boys and their mother; good friends of the Rockbells and new family for the disgraced alchemist. But the military isn't done with him yet, and the homunculi still need their sacrifices.Or... Roy gets injured and ends up in the Elric household while Ed and Al are still young. The combination is rather explosive.
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- English
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- 35,544
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- 9/?
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20 May 2026
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On Buns and Ovens (working title) by Charity_Angel for Merfilly
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types
13 Oct 2017
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In which Kix figures some things out, and human pregnancies do not happen overnight.
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25 Apr 2026
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Lance wanted to run. He wanted to burst through the doors, take his lion and seclude himself on a far-off moon where no one would find him
“ENOUGH.” Allura slammed her hands down on the table, silencing the Coalition with her booming voice “Complacency has no place in war. If you want to lie down as Zarkon’s army nibbles at our territory bit by bit, then they will have ample time to devour everything in their wake. Wait until your supply lines are compromised and your children are starving before you preach to me about how thin our forces are spread. We cannot give in." Allura took a deep breath, “We put it to a vote. All in favor of abandoning the System say ‘aye’,” Half of the Coalition sounded off, “All in favor of taking action?” The next half sounded off along with Allura.
“Lance?” Allura’s calm voice shocked him out of his boredom, “You are our tiebreaker, what do you say?”
Right. Voting.
“Aye, as you said, there’s no complacency in war.” He raised his right hand and gave the Coalition a winning smile, “We can’t back down without a fight, now can we?”
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Or the one where Keith is assigned as the bodyguard to a playboy prince that seems to be hellbent on getting himself killed.Bookmarked by someonehelpme
25 Apr 2026
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everyone has a skeleton by distracted_dragon for applejee
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga), Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Nightwing (Comics), Robin (Comics)
27 May 2023
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Unknown forces plunge Tim and Dick into a world full of heroes entirely unlike their own. What even is a “quirk”, anyways?
Or: Dick and Tim make new friends, argue about what heroes really are, and show everyone exactly what Bats are capable of.
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- English
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- 30,756
- Chapters:
- 9/?
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24 Apr 2026