smthbugz
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you really think that i can shed the years? (you really think that i can shed my skin?) by smthbugz
Fandoms: Midnight Burger (Podcast)
08 Jun 2026
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5 times someone else figured out that caspar is trans + 1 time she accepted herself
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- Part 4 of burgering all over the place
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and you really aint got no idea how much of this orbits you, now do you, honey? by smthbugz
Fandoms: Midnight Burger (Podcast)
18 Apr 2026
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“Ava,” he tries to get her attention. She hums, disinterested. “Ava, budge. I need to pee.”
“Can I hold it?” She asks casually, as if that's not an insane fucking thing to ask.
“...Hwat?”
or: Ava holds it while Caspar pees :)
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- Part 3 of burgering all over the place
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I wanna be your love, I wanna make you cry by smthbugz
Fandoms: Midnight Burger (Podcast)
18 Apr 2026
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He reaches forth towards the flowers and plucks one from where it sits.
He first realises he's made a mistake when some sort of gas immediately erupts from within the plant, like a dust cloud except it's the type of blue you'd see on a deadly frog back home. Some colours are so unnatural that something in you instinctually knows to stay away. Yet here he is, inhaling a lungful like a drunk girl hitting her elf bar at a party. Perfect.
Though he stumbles away from the offending plant, dragging his shirt up and over his nose, the dizzying spinning of his head tells him with no uncertainty that it's too late. Whatever this plant does, the effects are already beginning to set in. Shit. Shit shit shit. He closes his eyes and tries to think past the tilting of the world - what should he do?
OR: self indulgent sex pollen smut fic with thorough aftercare at the end :3
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- Part 2 of burgering all over the place
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David's father is a deeply miserable man. And yet.
Or: on your parent becoming who you needed them to be way too late.
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- Part 1 of burgering all over the place
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"Juno, Darling, you could have just told me you were inclined towards Jet in that way," my lover purrs out, grin all dangerous teeth and taunting.
My name is Juno Steel and I... am completely and utterly fucked, if that smile tells me anything.
See- something that my love Peter Nureyev and my. good friend Jet Sikuliaq have in common is that they both fall neatly into my type: Dangerous. Strong. Intimidating. Hands that could just as easily hold me together or snap my neck, depending how merciful they're feeling.
If I'm being completely honest I doubt it was this conversation that tipped Nureyev off, he's probably had his suspicions for a while. It's not like I'm going around trying to kiss the guy, I just appreciate what I'm looking at alright?
(AKA I can't stop thinking about Juno/Jet)
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"When you came to rescue me from the military base? That was… Well, that was really, really hot.”
Deidre hasn't been able to get the sound of Verge's voice over the walkie-talkie out of her head. The fury in it. The threat of violence they carry with years of experience. Eventually, she can't ignore the curiosity anymore and asks Verge if she can be on the receiving end of those purred threats. And Verge is more than happy to give her what she wants.
Bookmarked by smthbugz
25 May 2026
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the ties i've fixed around your throat by DragonMaster_Shi
Fandoms: Midnight Burger (Podcast)
30 Apr 2026
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Leif requests something like a collar. Gloria indulges him. Feelings are had by all.
Bookmarked by smthbugz
02 May 2026
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When Midnight Burger stops on an alternate Earth, Caspar expects things to be fairly smooth sailing. But, he soon learns that this Earth has a classification system to identify "Littles" and "Caregivers". Caspar thinks it's super weird, but...why is it so intriguing? Why does Caspar want to be a little, too?
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- Part 1 of midnight babies
Bookmarked by smthbugz
26 Apr 2026
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A ring. A big, solid one, with an insignia carved into it.
Leif recoils the moment their fingers brush his face, jolting in an effort to pull back from them. “Oh, shit, you’re gonna-” he blurts out, but his breath catches in his throat. He swallows hard. “Oh.”
“Make you a little less pretty?” they supply. With the way he’s arranged, when they put their weight onto their other arm and grab him by the jaw, he can’t pull away fast enough without running the risk of injuring himself. They hum, pleased. “Sure am. Perks of the job. What, are you scared?”
(Leif gets branded by one of the pirates in Låfftrax's crew. Sort of. Kinktober, day 27: S&M)
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Bookmarked by smthbugz
16 Apr 2026
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Interstellar Doordash by bunchesofbudgies
Fandoms: Midnight Burger (Podcast), Wolf 359 (Radio)
30 Sep 2024
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Now Serving: The Hephaestus Station.
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After the chaos of Clementine, the last thing the diner crew needed was a second Giant Ship. The diner works in mysterious ways, however, and Giant Ship they shall get.Bookmarked by smthbugz
12 Apr 2026