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A Little Mistaken by smartgirlsaremean
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
17 Aug 2025
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Wei Wuxian thought he had it all figured out. Then a few startling revelations revealed that he actually knew even less about his friends and loved ones than he thought he did.
Or: a short AU inspired by the confession scene in Jane Austen's Emma. Wei Wuxian might be even worse at matchmaking than Emma Woodhouse.
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My Heart's in the Highlands by smartgirlsaremean
Fandoms: Once Upon a Time (TV), Hamish MacBeth (TV)
12 Jul 2020
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With Rumplestiltskin gone, Belle can't face going back to the Enchanted Forest without him. She leaves Storybrooke forever, travels the world, and ends up in a small village in Scotland, where she meets a constable with a very familiar face.
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Rules and Exceptions by smartgirlsaremean
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
14 Jun 2020
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Against his will and his better judgment, Anthony J. Crowley has - well, obtained, for lack of a better word - guardianship of his nephew Warlock. When Warlock starts having trouble at school, the boy's history teacher, Mr. Fell, asks for a parent-teacher conference.
Neither the conference nor the teacher are anything like what Crowley expects.
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The People We Love by smartgirlsaremean
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
12 Jan 2020
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Anthony Crowley's Christmas single is at the top of the charts, and he's realized that there's only one place he really wants to be on Christmas.
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The Love Actually AU that literally no one, in the entire world, ever asked for.
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Throughout the years, Amy Santiago has had to revise her opinion of her partner a LOT.
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The Wedding Planner by smartgirlsaremean
Fandom Once Upon a Time (TV), The Wedding Planner (2001), The Wedding Planner - Fandom
28 Jul 2018
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sweet music playing by daltoneering for katherine1753
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Jul 2021
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“My mother,” he begins, and Wei Ying stops in his tearing up of the grass, and tilts his head to listen. This is one of the things about him that makes Lan Zhan’s heart weak with affection: for someone so loud and constant, his ability to go quiet and listen is unmatched. Wei Ying will be careful with the memories Lan Zhan gives him, he thinks. “My mother used to do it for me. When I was small. I sat on her lap and she braided my hair and we watched the trees sway outside the window.”
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Lan Zhan loves and loses and loves again.
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18 Jan 2026
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the best of you by sysrae
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 May 2020
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When Jin Zixuan calls in a favour, Lan Wangji ends up renting his spare room to Wei Wuxian.
It doesn't go how any of them expected.
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Bookmarked by smartgirlsaremean
24 Nov 2025
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Felix is an endearing, touchy, sweet thing whose favorite sport is collecting hearts. Chris is recently divorced, heartbroken, and is trying his best to move on with his life. Felix wants so badly to find out about Chris' mysterious past to get under his pants, but things take a slight turn when Chris reveals himself to be more than a conquest with a nice smile, strong arms, and a soft heart. Can Felix be the friend that Chris needs and forget about his physical urges?
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Felix is a fuckboy who just wants to take Chris to bed but finds out he is more than a handsome face.
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Chris has been utterly heartbroken and finds that he wants to be more than friends with the man who has been making his days brighter.Bookmarked by smartgirlsaremean
20 Nov 2025
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We Stan Scrap Gege! by PaidSubscription
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon)
28 Jan 2023
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“San Lang…are you sure about this? Life on the road, storage units…it’s not glamorous. There’s junk and there’s gross fluids and roaches and raccoons and meth labs, and one time I got lead poisoning and- oh! Another time I accidentally got locked inside a unit with five families and loaded on a truck and then I think technically we were human trafficked-?”
“Gege. I’m in this, all the way.”
Scrap Collector’s cancellation is inevitable.
Once, Xie Lian was the most popular face in reality TV. After the...incident, Xie Lian is banished to 2am cable, and turns to making a different kind of show: storage hunting.
But in his final season, he suddenly acquires a new producer: a Youtube star named San Lang. And San Lang- along with his legion of fans- is determined to save the show.
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22 Oct 2025
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“Lan Zhan, people need to understand how birth control works, not just why! Let’s take you, for example. If you’ve never put a condom on yourself or another person before, how would you know that you’re doing it correctly, should the opportunity ever present itself?”
And then, for the second time that night, Lan Zhan finds his mouth getting ahead of him. “I could put one on you, right now.”
See also: Lan Zhan attempts to prove a point by putting a condom on his least favourite coworker. All in the name of science, of course.
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Bookmarked by smartgirlsaremean
12 Sep 2025