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my house of stone, your ivy grows by slynt
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 Apr 2026
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The date of Xie Lian's arranged marriage draws ever-closer, and the court of Xianle becomes a dark and tangled web of mystery.
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- Part 5 of but daddy, i love him!
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Mu Qing visits his ailing mother, and Feng Xin tries his best to be helpful.
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- Part 4 of but daddy, i love him!
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Xie Lian is awoken late at night, and a mysterious letter arrives for General Hua.
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- Part 3 of but daddy, i love him!
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General Hua Cheng longingly recalls his secret encounter with Prince Xie Lian, and Qi Rong acts out.
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- Part 2 of but daddy, i love him!
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bedroom eyes like a remedy by slynt
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
24 May 2024
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Prince Xie Lian accidentally sees his attendants in a private moment, and General Hua Cheng returns to the capital.
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- Part 1 of but daddy, i love him!
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omegaverse smut masquerading as courtly intrigue. inspired in part by Ying_an's gorgeous artwork of general hua
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They never fucked in a bedroom.
Once—and only once, since Pantalone dreads the thought of getting more than his lungs transplanted—they did it on the table of the boardroom, after the end of a Harbinger meeting. One agent witnessed the event. One very clever and practical agent, who quickly climbed the organization’s ladder and landed himself a cushy position as a Fatui ambassador in Fontaine.
It always happens in the laboratory. Surrounded by cool iron; iron around them, against their backs, in the stuffy air of their shared breaths. The examination table became a promise of both excruciating pain and the sensation that is very much the opposite of that. Whenever Pantalone finds himself in the room, he never knows on which end of the scale he’ll end up.
A gambler he is, the thought always excited him.
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07 Jun 2026
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Alhaitham starts telling Kaveh he loves him. Kaveh has a crisis.
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13 May 2026
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Decoding the Messages and Emotional Philosophy of the Restoration of Baba’s Relationship by clouds_hide for chaoticloutral
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
25 Jun 2025
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Initiating function [alarm].
Time: 0700
Time: 0705
Time: 0710Keyword “Mehrak” spotted. Transcribing …
Speaker 1: Fault she’s just doing what I programmed her to do
[Speaker recognition: Speaker 1 “Baba”]
Speaker 2: I never said it was her fault I said turn her off I know it’s your fault
[Speaker recognition: Speaker 2 “Alhaitham”]
Baba: Stop yelling at her
Alhaitham: I’m not yelling at her I’m yelling at you
Baba: OK well I’m awake I’m turning her off Mehrak turn off alarmVoice command: “Turn off alarm”
Alarm off.Baba: Are you happy now
Alhaitham: Not particularly no
Baba: Good I hope you have a shitty morning I’m going to my meeting nowPerforming sentiment analysis. Preprocessing … extracting features … embedding … classifying … Analysis complete. Results: strongly negative.
Display expression: “Sad”Mehrak wants to be part of a happy family so badly, she wills herself into existence.
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06 May 2026
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"Of course not!" Wriothesley says, voice teeming with exasperation. "I came to ask why it's been raining for ninety eight days straight!"
"How would I know?" Neuvillette asks blandly.
Five times Neuvillette does not tell Wriothesley the Truth, and one time he does.
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05 May 2026
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NON-EXCLUSIVE INTIMATE RELATIONSHIP AGREEMENT
Whereas, the Parties have agreed to engage in a casual sexual relationship, which is to be governed by the terms and conditions set forth herein:
• Interactions are to only occur in the Parties' shared house.
• Both Parties shall be sober before commencement of a sexual act.
• Neither Party shall fall asleep in the other's bed.
• No kissing until the act has fully begun.
• No missionary sex.
• No foreplay or intimate discussions.
• Parties shall clean up separately after the act.
• The acts shall remain as vanilla as possible, and either Party may discontinue the act if it deviates too much from condition.
• Both Parties shall strive to not say anything either would regret in the future.Birthday Exception:
In recognition of the significance of each Party's birthday, it is hereby agreed that on the birthday of either Party, the celebrating Party shall be entitled to request deviations from the terms and conditions of this Agreement, provided that such deviations are mutually agreed upon by both Parties.Or, Alhaitham is about to get the best birthday present of his life
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04 May 2026