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Rivals don't treat each other like that by everdeen6
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Dec 2021
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Luna continues, unbothered with the silence, “Really nice of him to bring the attention away from Harry being a champion with that phrase.They’re such a good couple.”
The three of them blink. Couple? When did that happen?
Michael’s the first who breaks and asks, “They’re a couple?” His voice is a good octave higher than usual.
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Where Harry and Draco are oblivious, there's a school wide bet going on and its matchmaking season
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- Part 1 of Harry Potter AU Collections
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25 Jun 2026
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Sure, this might be crack-adjacent, but it's hilarious and well written and funny.
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It’s 2008 and Draco Malfoy is a secret assassin. It's legitimate - he gets paid for it, and some higher ups in the Ministry (probably?) know he’s out there… killing people. He’s quite good, but that tracks with his dubious accounting of rights and wrongs and his penchant for self-preservation. During his downtime he does a great job of acting like a pureblood in penance... mostly by drinking and shagging his way into oblivion.
This double life helps to numb Draco to the constant feelings of shame and guilt from his formative years in which he was an utter cunt- but everything is upended when his team (assassins can have coworkers, alright?) dies in action and he does not. Suspended and forced to go to therapy, Draco is adrift.
When Hermione Granger re-enters the fray, their hateful relationship that was once fraught with swotty bickering (erm, and the occasional slur) is suddenly tense in a very different way.
How will these two come together? How often will Theo say something terribly charming? Do we hate Ron or is Ron just, meh? Oh, and what’s going on with that one murderous witch who’s out to kill them all (forgot to mention that part…)?
Find out all this and more in: A HARD ROW TO HOE!
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09 May 2026
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And Now For Something Completely Different by SilviaKundera
Fandoms: Harry Potter - Rowling
18 Dec 2002
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It's just another day at Hogwarts when Harry Potter wakes up a girl.
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31 Jan 2025
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Amazing, silly Drarry from Fanatical Fics. Very canon characterisations!
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It would be true to say that Voldemort would have had Draco, mind, body and soul, for however long he was required, had Draco's son simply not died.