scurvybutt



Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Shane Hollander is the youngest Commander in ISS history; straight-backed, closeted, and so tightly on his own leash that seven months in orbit with Ilya Rozanov have not produced a single crack in his composure.

    Ilya Rozanov is the Russian cosmonaut who should have had his job, won’t stop bouncing a tennis ball off the walls, and is still looking for a fissure. Thankfully, a solar storm finds it for him.

    or: Near-death, zero gravity, and the wrong man’s hands in exactly the right places.

    A Cosmonaut!Ilya x Astronaut!Shane AU 🚀

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    50,239
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Collections:
    7
    Comments:
    3,650
    Kudos:
    12,333
    Bookmarks:
    4,839
    Hits:
    217,663

    28 Mar 2026

  2. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    The Swiss National League doesn’t care about the legendary Hollander-Rozanov rivalry. When the MLH can’t negotiate with the Hockey Players’ Union in time to prevent a hockey lockout at the start of the 2015 season, the Zürich Lions jump at the chance to sign both Shane and Ilya to short-term contracts. For four months in Switzerland, they share a team, a line, a house, and a bed. 

    Then the lockout ends in January, and it’s time to go back. Back to different countries, cities, lives. Beds.

    Reentry is harder than expected.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    38,174
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4,002
    Kudos:
    31,574
    Bookmarks:
    13,205
    Hits:
    604,025

    11 Mar 2026

  3. Public Bookmark *

    Summary

    unconnected hollanov/heated rivalry fics all by the same author (it's me, i'm the author) // blanket permission for translations (posted on ao3/linked), podfics (posted on ao3/linked), art of any kind inspired by the fics in this collection! i would love to know about them though

    Words:
    288,226
    Works:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    4,204

    24 Feb 2026

  4. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    [But Shane wants to know what puts Ilya in the mood for it. He wants to know when sending a picture of his own dick dripping spit will get Ilya absolutely wild and when it will be just a pleasant little start to things. When making his blowjobs sloppy will have Ilya falling apart and needy and when it will just leave Ilya pleased with himself and mouthier than usual.

    He wants to know what will get Ilya staring at Shane’s mouth like he might die if he doesn’t find out what will come out of it next, and what makes him look like he can’t wait to put something in it.

    Because the thing is, Shane knows an implied challenge when he hears one. Especially ones from Ilya Rozanov.]

    OR,

    Sometimes there’s a particular thing Ilya wants, something Shane doesn’t mind giving him when Ilya wants it. If he can figure out when Ilya wants it. Which he will. Because it’s definitely all about when Ilya wants it. Definitely…definitely that.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,723
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    256
    Kudos:
    2,646
    Bookmarks:
    722
    Hits:
    25,782

    23 Feb 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Accidental kink awakening

  5. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Shane is still learning that he doesn't have to be perfect in his own relationship. Ilya is still learning the rules of Shane's bad days. So when Shane tries to push him away after a crushing loss, it leads to a tense argument. But ten years of rivalry are no match for Shane’s tears; the second he starts to cry, Ilya folds like a house of cards.

    Or: Shane tries to starve himself as punishment for losing, Ilya tries to feed him, and it turns into a very soft night of pampering because Ilya is legally incapable of staying angry at a crying Shane.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,607
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    701
    Kudos:
    22,388
    Bookmarks:
    5,775
    Hits:
    243,463

    30 Jan 2026