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    Steve is cursed by Vecna; it exposes a past relationship

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    It's the night of Alec's wedding, and Simon has a plan to woo Clary. He's was going to take this chance and run with it. Tonight is Simon’s moment.

    Until he gets stuck in a closet with Jace.

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    25 May 2026

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    "Looks like you got here just in time," Jace the Personal Trainer says, gaze dragging up from the soles of Simon's ratty Converse to the fluff of his un-brushed hair. "You know video games aren't cardio, right?"

    AU in which Jace is Simon's personal trainer.

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    25 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 78

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    Simon huffs. “Where are you going?”

    “Away from you.”

    “Good! And don't come back!”

    Jace throws him one last look, one full of burning fury, and snatches the door open. “Oh, trust me, I'm not having anything to do with you ever again!”

    Jace means that.

    Jace does not mean that.

    Two days later, he knocks on Simon's door. The moment it opens, he pushes his way in and crashes his mouth into Simon's, kicking the door shut with his foot.

    ~~~

    “I don't hate him.”

    “No, you don't.”

    “I want to,” Jace mutters sullenly.

    Clary sighs softly. “Oh Jace, you're so bad with these things. You'll get it right eventually.”

    “And if I don't?” Jace asks, swallowing thickly and staring at her with a frown.

    “Well, it's a good thing that Simon hates you as much as you hate him, isn't it?”

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    25 May 2026

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    “Give me a break," House shot back. "You couldn’t make a hooker come either.”

    Wilson raised an eyebrow. “You wanna bet?”

    The idea caused a loud, discordant crash in House’s brain. There was a high likelihood this was a bad bet. Wilson was disconcertingly good in bed, and even though House couldn’t vouch for the female factor, he had no doubt that Mr. “Take My Liver, Please, I Insist” had put in significant hours muff diving. On the other hand, there was a one hundred percent chance that this bet got him in the same room with Wilson and a hooker - the stuff dreams were made of.

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    House and Wilson hire a prostitute to settle a bet; House gets more than he bargained for.

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    24 May 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 4

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    It was one of those disgustingly hot summers in New York and the apartment burned like an oven. Matt was in his boxers, lying on the dusty rug in the middle of the living room.


    what it says on the tin aka the horrifying ordeal of being in your twenties, post-university, and living in New York.

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    23 May 2026