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In thirty minutes, Alhaitham is going to be home, and Kaveh needs to be able to be his most composed self for the inevitable confrontation that will happen the second his roommate is through the door.
Actually— no, scratch that.
Why live through the confrontation at all when he could move out right the fuck now? If he starts packing this very second he can at least take a bag for some of his clothes and another for his most important tools. Right? Right.
Kaveh accidentally ends a phone call with “I love you.” Alhaitham… deals with it.
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11 Jun 2026
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mister popular by Anonymous
Fandoms: 诡秘之主 - 爱潜水的乌贼 | Lord of the Mysteries - Cuttlefish that Loves Diving
22 Aug 2024
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Leonard, in a fit of insanity, makes a plush toy of every single persona he knows that belongs to Klein.
He didn’t expect it to be in demand.
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11 Jun 2026
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Kaveh used to think that Alhaitham had mastered the art of ignoring him. The man would remain unflappable as he continued to read his worn copy of The Origins of Enkanomiyan Language, even when Kaveh was a hair’s breadth away from shattering the windows of their house with his severity of pitch.
No amount of screaming, threats to throw things, or violently waving in front of him could get Alhaitham to pause in his thirst for knowledge. As it turns out, Alhaitham literally just turns his hearing aids off so he doesn’t have to listen to Kaveh.
It’s for this exact reason that Kaveh has decided to learn Sumerian Sign Language.
or,
Kaveh learns sign language just to continue bickering with Alhaitham.
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- Part 1 of Deaf!Alhaitham
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15 Feb 2026
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The care and feeding of Kim Soleum, retired Daydream Inc. employee by appease
Fandoms: 괴담에 떨어져도 출근을 해야 하는구나 - 백덕수 | Even If I Fall Into a Ghost Story I Still Have to Go to Work - Baek Deoksoo
05 Oct 2025
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“What is this?” Kim Soleum asks as he picks up the first page of the stack.
“I had to fill out a bunch of paperwork to get you this place, plus paperwork for being rehired if you’re interested,” Choi quickly flips through the pages and finds the end of the top form and hands it to him.
He’s appalled to find out it’s a profile about him.
“Are you registering me as a supernatural being?!” Kim Soleum asks in shock.
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19 Jan 2026
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Disaster speed dating by appease
Fandoms: 괴담에 떨어져도 출근을 해야 하는구나 - 백덕수 | Even If I Fall Into a Ghost Story I Still Have to Go to Work - Baek Deoksoo
04 Dec 2025
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Soleum interrupts Agent Choi by grabbing his shoulder to bow to the air, forcing him down too.
“Thank you for your hard work. I have a boyfriend now, please tell elder that this one appreciates their consideration,” Soleum says loudly, sparing a glance at Agent Choi, who’s giving him a bemused look out of the corner of his eye.
'Please work with me' he all but internally screams while maintaining his poker face.
Kim Soleum's very caring guardian sets him up with a matchmaker service, much to his suffering.