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honey slick secrets by sassysquatch
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
07 Apr 2026
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Two weeks before the Immortal Alliance Conference, Luo Binghe presents as an omega. Now, Shen Qingqiu has fourteen days to figure out how to save his disciple from the abyss. Bad enough sending his soon-to-be-alpha white lotus to the abyss, but to send a sweet omega? Impossible!
Somewhere between the:
1) platonic fisting (it's not gay if its for medical purposes) that definitely doesn't count as sex (wait, why is Without A Cure cured?) because Luo Binghe doesn't want to go to Qian Cao peak for professional medical assistance;
2) multiple crash outs over whether there's a heterosexual explanation for a male alpha enjoying touching a male omega's heavenly flower, and;
3) concern that Luo Binghe might be turning into a hypochondriac (protagonist, this master has examined your secret garden several times since your heat ended and found no abnormalities beyond an impressive ability to orgasm after the slightest touch. More exams aren't necessary! Well, if you insist...);
Shen Qingqiu figures it out.
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I'll believe in anything (and you'll believe in anything) by sassysquatch
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
18 May 2024
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Cody's chip is removed after a battlefield injury. Not affected by Order 66, he flees Utapau with General Kenobi, determined to do what he can to help his brothers, only to find its not that easy. What's a clone created for war supposed to do when he doesn't have an army to serve? How is a man raised to be a Jedi supposed to move on when his entire Order has been destroyed?
Hiding on backwater Dantooine with no one but each other for company, Cody and Obi-Wan navigate trauma, grief, and recovery, and begin to learn that they're more than they were built to be.
(also known as the cottagecore Codiwan fic)
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“So have you?” Jamie demanded.
“What?”
“Done gay shit!” Jamie exploded.
Roy exhaled heavily through his nose. Fucking Christ. “Yes.”
Jamie threw up his hands in disgust. “Fucking unbelievable! I’m the hottest bloke on the team, bar none, and I’m the only one that’s never done gay shit! The boys should be all over me!”
“You listed four people, Tartt. That’s not even a quarter of the team.”
Jamie ignored him. “And even you’ve done gay shit! I didn’t know that was allowed!”
“If you want to go do gay shit go find someone to do gay shit with,” Roy said curtly, hoping to end the conversation and return to sanity.
“Right,” Jamie said, nodding resolutely. “Good idea, coach.” His pout eased, replaced with a look of determination that Roy really should have taken for a warning sign because a moment later Jamie softened his mouth, stepped forward into Roy’s space, and kissed him.
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5 times Eddie was jealous and 1 time he didn't have to be by sassysquatch
Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)
26 Jun 2022
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"Eddie couldn’t manage to ignore Tyler’s existence after that. Not because Buck was spending any more time with the man - best Eddie could tell, they saw each other maybe 6 times per month. But now he knew what kind of sex they were having. Well, not really what kind, but he knew that it was good. Good enough to give Buck three orgasms in one night. And it must be frequent, for Tyler to feel comfortable calling Buck on a weekday morning demanding to get dicked down.
Not that Eddie thought that much about Buck and Tyler having sex. Just, sometimes his mind conjured imagines. And once or twice he saw a faint bruise on Buck’s throat that he was pretty sure was a hickey. And another time he saw what looked like a rash, a small patch of red, irritated skin, on the back of Buck’s neck. Eddie tried for five seconds to tell himself it must be carpet burn, somehow, but he couldn’t get Chim’s description of Tyler and his five-o’clock shadow out of his head, so instead he just resolved not to think of it at all."
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Buck makes a new friend. They sometimes have sex. Eddie hates the guy, but can't quite figure out why.
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The labors of Shen Qingqiu (or, how Luo Binghe tricked his master into courting him) by HanaSheralHaminail
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
03 Jun 2026
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In which Luo Binghe finds his master trapped inside the Imperial Palace in the demonic Realm, bleeding out from a knife wound.
As a way of enacting petty revenge, he puts Shen Qingqiu to work in the Imperial Library.
Shen Qingqiu absolutely loves him for this. Who knew the blackened protagonist could still be so thoughtful?Bookmarked by sassysquatch
03 Jun 2026
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soft and dreamy little fic. the angst gets resolved fairly quickly and transitions into a slow and sweet courtship, and the love between SQQ & Binghe is palpable. To re-read when wanting something gentle and beautiful. Completely relationship focused.
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I'm Open (To Falling From Grace) by buryyourgaydar
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
10 Mar 2026
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Yue Qingyuan isn’t sure what changed after his last mission with Shen Qingqiu, but whatever it is, he prays to all his unknown ancestors that he can manage not to ruin it.
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- Part 2 of valentine's day treats '26
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02 Jun 2026
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Peel You Open (Like A Flower, Or An Onion) by trans-rat-migration (ratjamtime)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
20 Jun 2025
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Luo Binghe is setting the beginning foundations of his attempt to prove himself the righteous cultivator Shen Qingqiu could welcome back to his side (and possibly love but let's not get ahead of ourselves here) when he hears his master's life is in peril. He leaps at the chance to prove his goodness and worth to his master.
Luo Binghe learns his master is not the man he thought he was.
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Shen 'Airplane wrote this for an orgy wife plot/love confession but I'll be damned before I do anything like THAT' Qingqiu vs Luo 'If it were not for Shizun, I'd kill everyone on this mountain and then myself' Binghe, FIGHT
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26 May 2026
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really fun read! the split personalities of SQQ are so well done, and Binghe gets his heart healed in the process of healing SQQ in a really satisfying way.
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speak your mind (not that much!) by nyoomerr
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 May 2022
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Before the investigation in Jinlan City, Shen Qingqiu is hit by a curse that forces him to speak his mind. Unfortunately, this means that the first thing he does when he sees Luo Binghe for the first time in three years is to tell Luo Binghe that he's grown up to be really quite pretty.
Luo Binghe, not sure what's going on but absolutely enjoying the ride, abandons all his plans immediately. He has new priorities now, including but not limited to:
- get his Shizun to call him 'pretty' again
- steal his Shizun away from his (probably in existence) harem
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14 May 2026
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so much packed into such a short fic. delicious and funny!
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W T F by ataratah for la_dissonance
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 May 2020
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Shen Qingqiu bullies Shang Qinghua into giving him spoilers and takes a leap of faith into the Endless Abyss