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    Suguru just sighs. “I’m never jerking off again. It’s been totally ruined for me.”

    Satoru rolls his eyes. “Yeah, right. Like you could go even a week without whacking it.”

    “I could go longer than you,” Suguru says, crossing his arms again. His face gets a pinched look to it, the kind Satoru wants to reach over and smooth out so Suguru’s not all wrinkly in ten years.

    Shoko plays with her hair, picking at the split ends. “I kind of feel like this morning is proof that you couldn’t go longer than any of us.”

    Suguru scoffs. “I bet I could go longer than all of you.”

    Shoko looks up, her eyes sharp. “Oh yeah? You wanna put money on that?”

    Listen, Satoru can go ages without jerking off. Way longer than any of his friends. Especially Suguru. So he totally has this contest in the bag.

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    05 Jun 2026

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    “How old does he think he is?” Katsuki mutters.

    “Fourteen,” Aizawa says. He raises his eyebrows. “He’s thinking about applying to U.A.”

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    04 Jun 2026

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    "Hey", Miko whimpered softly, nudging the purple-haired woman with her foot.

    Ei let out a soft hum, her eyes peering over to see her girlfriend's flushed face. Her top was pulled up just slightly, her hair all mussed up from her quiet yet fussy actions prior. Ei's eyes drew their gaze downward, staring at a soaking wet palm and fingers.

    "Can you," The fox started quietly, "Pause the game for a second..." Her hips were already grinding up into nothing.

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    02 Jun 2026

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    When Alhaitham gets advice on how to dress from the owner of a certain curatorium in Nod-Krai, everything that has remained unspoken and unacknowledged between him and Kaveh is suddenly unveiled in all of its glory.

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    02 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 47

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    Soulmate marks were an alien invention, literally. But they stuck around and so you carried those words on your body, and you yearned, and you wished for that person to come along. Of course, he arrived only after you'd given up, and only after there was blood on your hands.

    The thought of being marked with words from Foggy Nelson's killer sent spirals of shame and guilt to your core, but a fragile, thin line stretched between the two of you, and it wouldn't be broken.


    Crying. Someone was crying.

    You were crying, you realized slowly, each individual tear tracing a new path down your face. Knew it only when you saw his eyes tracking a single drop down your skin, along your cheek and then the line of your jaw, before sliding the length of your neck to settle in the hollow at the base of your throat. He took a step forward then, and another. You thought you could see him swallow, beneath the thick fabric of his mask, thought there might be a slight tremor in his free hand for just the briefest of moments before he tucked what he could not control away and out of sight.

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    31 May 2026