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   They'll Know Our Names - Abandoned and Up for Adoption by honestlyidkwhatusernametouse

   Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling

   • Teen And Up Audiences, Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Gen, Other, F/F, F/M, M/M, Multi
   • Complete Series

   30 May 2026

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Draco Malfoy & Harry Potter
   • Harry Potter & Ron Weasley
   • Hermione Granger & Harry Potter
   • Neville Longbottom & Harry Potter
   • Hermione Granger & Neville Longbottom & Draco Malfoy & Harry Potter & Ron Weasley
   • Sirius Black & Harry Potter
   • Kreacher & Harry Potter
   • Pre-Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter - Relationship
   • Luna Lovegood & Harry Potter
   • Luna Lovegood & Ginny Weasley
   • Harry Potter & Ginny Weasley
   • Neville Longbottom & Ron Weasley
   • Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter
   • Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley
   • Sirius Black/Remus Lupin
   • Luna Lovegood/Ginny Weasley
   • Hermione Granger & Draco Malfoy
   • Draco Malfoy & Pansy Parkinson
   • Hermione Granger & Ron Weasley
   • Hermione Granger & Neville Longbottom
   • Neville Longbottom & Draco Malfoy
   • Draco Malfoy/Pansy Parkinson
   • Astoria Greengrass/Pansy Parkinson
   • Astoria Greengrass/Padma Patil
   • Pansy Parkinson/Padma Patil
   • Astoria Greengrass/Pansy Parkinson/Padma Patil
   • Harry Potter
   • Draco Malfoy
   • Ron Weasley
   • Hermione Granger
   • Neville Longbottom
   • Fred Weasley
   • George Weasley
   • Quirinus Quirrell
   • Severus Snape
   • Albus Dumbledore
   • Vernon Dursley
   • more characters added as updates come
   • Pansy Parkinson
   • Blaise Zabini
   • Theodore Nott
   • Sirius Black
   • Kreacher (Harry Potter)
   • Hogwarts Students
   • Hogwarts Staff
   • Pomona Sprout
   • Jor
   • Minerva McGonagall
   • Regulus Black
   • Remus Lupin
   • Ginny Weasley
   • Luna Lovegood
   • Petunia Dursley
   • Dudley Dursley
   • Hogwarts Professors - Character
   • Astoria Greengrass
   • Alastor "Mad-Eye" Moody
   • Bartemius Crouch Jr.
   • Padma Patil
   • Fleur Delacour
   • Cedric Diggory
   • Viktor Krum
   • Abusive Dursley Family (Harry Potter)
   • Albus Dumbledore Bashing
   • But Only a Little Bit - Freeform
   • he's a good guy
   • he just has too much to do
   • Slytherin Harry Potter
   • Hufflepuff Neville Longbottom
   • Ravenclaw Hermione Granger
   • Crack
   • this started as a joke
   • it's too late now
   • we have too many ideas
   • more tags as updates come
   • dates don't follow canon
   • Chamber of Secrets Rewrite
   • Misguided Albus Dumbledore
   • He's not bad
   • Parseltongue
   • Not Beta'd
   • Harry's paternal grandmother
   • is at least part Indian
   • Parslescript is a thing now
   • Hand wavy magic
   • Poor Harry
   • smart as hell
   • observant as a brick
   • the only thing worse than TSA is Hogwarts wards
   • draco: blushes
   • harry: are you ok? are you sick? tired?
   • no honny he gay
   • Harry Potter Has a Pet Snake
   • Gryffindor Ron Weasley
   • Slytherin Draco Malfoy
   • Mama Sprout
   • We needed filler to develop plot
   • Dumbledore WILL be getting shit for his actions
   • from the professors
   • Foreshadowing
   • more tags to come
   • Snape calls Harry "Pot" in different languages
   • according to google translate
   • so if it's wrong im sorry
   • Minerva McGonagall is So Done
   • with Dumbledore
   • This child needs a nap
   • Harry Needs a Hug
   • Like He's not bad he's just busy
   • Oh no honny he gay
   • pre slash
   • They're babeys
   • It's Not Paranoia If They're Really out to Get You
   • is it really bashing if it's canon?
   • We have too many side plots
   • No main plot
   • ok there's one main plot
   • Implied/Referenced Child Abuse
   • idiots to lovers
   • Ancient Runes
   • Care of Magical Creatures
   • can't believe i forgot to put these tags
   • he's not bad he's just busy
   • and also a little idiotic sometimes
   • Slash
   • once again we are winging it
   • pansy is a raging lesbian
   • but she just wants cuddles and stuff
   • dUmBlEdOrEs WiSdOm
   • the girls are fighting!!!
   • draco needs to put harry on a leash
   • DID JOU PUT YA NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIYAH
   • squid game but its actually a squid
   • i am once again asking for an actual plot
   • the only thing gof about this fic is the gof
   • this entire series is nothing but memes who are we kidding
   • no beta we die like harry's heterosexuality
   • if you or a loved one suffers from huge impulse to fight a squid disease
   • you may be entitled to financial compensation
   • Harry has Golden Retriever Brain
   • #makerontalkaboutshit2k22
   • Fleur Delacour is a Queen
   • days since harry has been put in mortal danger: 0
   • Indian Harry Potter

   Summary

   Harry Potter series rewrite. Harry hates his last name and refuses to use it, therefore using literally any other word or name instead, much to the amusement of everyone.

   This started as a joke but we're too deep now help.

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   Bookmarked by salmeterol

   28 Nov 2022