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Star Wars, A (Semi) Crack Fic (ReWrite in Progress) by rubychatterbox
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: Clone Wars (2003) - All Media Types
14 Jan 2021
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Original ideas and one shots inspired by tumblr/pinterest.
Not meant to be taken seriously
Prompts welcome(Abandoned for a couple years, undergoing rewrite and continuation)
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A Wolf in Wolf's Clothing by giddytf2
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
20 Apr 2021
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The malodour was almost unbearable as he opened the door with one hand and held his breath behind his other hand. His facial features were scrunched—and so it took him longer than he should have to see the horrifying, scaly, massive corpse blocking his front door.
With slitted eyes, he glimpsed row upon row of iridescent scales splattered with drying blood. Long, thin spikes on a humped back. Sharp, conical teeth in gaping jaws. Very sharp, deadly teeth—
He screamed at the top of his voice. Slammed the door shut and staggered away.
He shrieked, "Monster!"
________________________Jaskier lives alone in a cottage in the woods, selling handmade jewelry in the nearby town for a living. His solitary existence is uneventful, until he wakes up one day to find a dead wyvern on his doorstep, left there by an even more menacing creature. But when the creature later returns to his cottage, he discovers that it isn't so menacing after all--and befriends it.
(Originally a twitfic at @giddytf2, edited and formatted into 6 chapters posted daily.)
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06 Jun 2026
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Barking Up the Wrong Tree by KHansen for violaceum_vitellina_viridis
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), The Witcher (TV)
17 Nov 2020
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Geralt is 100% certain that Jaskier is a vampire.
He's 100% proven wrong.
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- Part 1 of Birthday Extravaganza
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05 Jun 2026
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lessons in mouse-catching by foghornjazz
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
21 Feb 2021
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They say cats have nine lives, but truthfully Jaskier has long lost count of his.
Jaskier has always been very good at playing pretend. It gets harder after Geralt’s harsh words on the mountain. It gets harder still when he has to save a rogue Wolf and his Child Surprise from Nilfgaard’s gathering forces.
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- Part 1 of nine lives
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05 Jun 2026
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some people talk to animals; not many listen, though by suzukiblu for Prim_the_Amazing
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
13 Dec 2020
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Daemons are supposed to be your soul, but sometimes Geralt feels like he’s got the wrong one. Most times, really.
Well, that's probably his soulmate's fault, whoever they are.
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04 Jun 2026
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at the bottom of the ocean there’s a place for you and me by suzukiblu for ZepysGirl
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
26 Apr 2021
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Jaskier falls in love with a witcher. It’s a bad idea, of course, but he falls in love with a lot of bad ideas.
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04 Jun 2026