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    Does anyone know Lance is in love with Keith?

    Of course not. And Lance would very much like to keep it that way, thank you! Keith already doesn't want anything to do with him ever since coming back from that space whale; the last thing Lance needs on top of his crumbling self-worth and shaky standing in the team is a rejection that shatters his heart in pieces, too.

    But now, Lance got himself in a bit of a pickle. Which is fine, because Lance has a plan to get out of it! A wonderful, brilliant, masterful, completely fool-proof plan. His team won't look at him like he's more incompetent than they already do, he won't have to spend the rest of his life trapped on some alien planet, and Keith will never find out just how head over heels he is for him. It's a win-win-win situation.

    Of course, with Keith, things are never quite so simple, and Lance's plan soon causes a domino effect that changes the entire course of his life.

     

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    Maybe Lance should have been a little more specific when he said he'd do anything to get home. Because now...

    "You must bestow a kiss on the one your soul most desires."

    ...Fuck.

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    25 Aug 2023

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    “Sorry, babe,” Keith says. He even smiles, no doubt proud of himself.

    And Lance knows it’s his fault. He started it, after all, but at least the biting term of endearment made sense when he was the one doing it. Keith had been talking to him like they were some old married couple. The kind who’ve been married too long and don’t love each other anymore and gripe over meaningless shit, only managing to piss each other off even further.

    That’s why Lance called him dear. Because it made sense in the situation. It was a calculated insult. A strategic jab.

    Keith, on the other hand, is weaponizing the term of endearment without any rhyme or reason, simply to get back at Lance.

    Or: Keith and Lance have gotten into the habit of using pet names as condescending insults. They're not really terms of endearment.

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    29 Jul 2023