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how you talk so sweet when you're doin' bad things by riddikulus_puff

Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Jun 2026
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She stroked her neck, flattening the satin so it sat comfortably against her skin as she slowly dressed in the other parts of her "uniform". The green silky slip that barely covered her breasts and just about covered her cunt. Her tits were allowed to be seen by others; they were normally always covered in marks and bruises so they knew who she belonged to, but her cunt wasn't allowed to be accessed by others.
That part of her body was his and his only.
Everything had to be green.
Everything except the red satin choker that he always demanded was around her neck when he was home.
A one-shot for the 2026 Hermione’s Haven Bingo Fic Fest

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- Part 3 of hermione's haven bingo 'twentysix
- Part 248 of fest works
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i have loved you since we were eighteen by riddikulus_puff

Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 May 2026
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But, now, at the fresh age of eighteen, Draco was moving back to England — a place that he had no memory of — and ready to show the WHL [Wizarding Hockey League] what a real French hockey player looked like.
This was where he came to meet Theodore Nott, though he had heard many things about the English player.
Theodore Nott seemed to be almost the exact opposite of what Draco Malfoy was.
And the rivalry created by the media began between Draco Malfoy and Theodore Nott. In the following years, there were many texts exchanged, several arguments and many times falling in bed together which brought along years long of questioning for the brunette, in particular.
A one-shot for the 2026 HP Sad Dreo Fic Fest

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if you were my little girl (i’d run away and hide with you) by riddikulus_puff

Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 May 2026
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But, then everything her mother had just spoken caught up to Pansy as if it was repeating over and over in her head.
“Apologies, Mr Riddle, she always misbehaves like this when she is craving attention, but I am sure that you will get rid of that behaviour very swiftly.”
Pansy couldn’t believe what her mother had just spouted.
A fanfiction for the 2026 Pansy Fic Fest

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- Part 246 of fest works
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tell me i'm the only, only, only, only one by riddikulus_puff

Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Apr 2026
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Draco Malfoy always acted out a bit, the rebellious child — more so since the divorce between his parents and the introduction of a new step-mother and step-sister — and he is insanely jealous of his little sister, Hermione Granger, who can apparently do no wrong and is seemingly the favourite of his father and his new step-mother.
Bitter, Draco decides that what better way to sully that perfect reputation than to knock his sister up?
A one-shot for the 2025 HP Blah Blah Blah: Sabrina Carpenter Fic Fest

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all too well by riddikulus_puff

Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
09 Mar 2026
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He was surrounded by everything Shane, and while he loved the man, he would never stop loving the man, but sometimes it became too much for Ilya.
He was holding on to things for Shane.
Everything Ilya did was for Shane.
A one-shot for the 2026 Game Changer Eras Fic Fest

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The M Word by Ada_P_Rix

Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Jun 2026
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“Here!” Blaise’s eyes were travelling down the bottom of the page. “Says that the drinkers will forfeit the potion’s bond if both are either married or in love with the right person by the time they are thirty.”

Thirty… that was years away.

“But it’s just a load of bollocks mate, we don’t know what type of potion we actually made here. Chances are we didn’t even make it right - we just need to forget about it.”

Theo gave him a look, but then decided that his friend was probably right.

Yes.

Forget all about it.

That should be fucking simple.

Shouldn’t it?

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04 Jun 2026
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Mercury Dime by wandamaxipad

Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
26 Dec 2025
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What if, in the locked-down terror of Hawkins, Vecna didn't set his sights on a child like Holly Wheeler? What if he chose you instead?

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29 Apr 2026
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the taste of you by littlewolfsyndrome

Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
09 Apr 2026
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“They say that I—I taste like… like…”
“Oh, right. Like another woman’s flower.”
“Don’t call it that.”
“I shall. Vulva is too clinical, pussy is too pedestrian, and cunt is too severe.”
“And flower is too bloody stupid.”
In which Draco Malfoy tastes like a flower.

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20 Apr 2026
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Ride the Dragon (Tamer) by mayanahi, Ninjawurp

Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Apr 2026
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“Hermione, these are your vitals. Your body is shutting down because you have been abusing it with too much stress. The department has decided on six weeks of remunerated leave for you to heal mind and body. Luckily, Charlie Weasley runs a rehabilitation program in Romania–”
“With the dragons?”
“Yes,” he snarled. “You are going. End of story. This isn’t a suggestion–it’s an order. And if you refuse it, you will be fired.”

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Cowboy-coded Draco Malfoy helps burnout-City Girl Hermione Granger find her balance while tending to Dragons in Romania.

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20 Apr 2026
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Only the Truth Will Do by NoRemedyForMemories

Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Mar 2026
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Looking to liven up their relationship, Hermione Granger plans to meet her boyfriend, Theodore Nott, at a high end sex club. Except when she gets there, she discovers he is there with someone else. Determined to get answers, Hermione seeks out a sullen Draco Malfoy at the bar.

“And how in the fuck would I know that?”

Hermione narrowed her eyes at him. “Theo is one of your best friends, is he not?”

All the blood seemed to drain from Malfoy’s face. “Theo Nott is your boyfriend? For how long?”

“About six months,” she supplied, not understanding his haunted tone.

“Oh fucking hell,” he cursed under his breath and knocked back the rest of his drink before signaling to the bar man that he needed another. “I hate to be the one to break this to you, but Theo is no longer your boyfriend. He’s in there with some muggle fashion model, a blonde with spindly legs, that he has been entertaining for the last three weeks or so. Suffice it to say he is no longer my boyfriend either.”

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Both spurned by their former lover, Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy plot the perfect revenge.

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18 Apr 2026