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    The Weeping Angels, Eggsy reads on the stolen Torchwood intel. Aliens that pose as statues, and kill their victims by sending them back in time and feeding off their years not lived in the present. The politest psychopaths in the universe, a note reads, scrawled in what looks like a doctor’s chicken scratch on the edge of the page by someone who clearly had a perverse sense of humour. A one way trip, the report concludes; you get transported by the angels, and it’s the slow road back to the present for you.

    Eggsy lays his head back on the wall, takes stock of his situation. He’s lost 30 years - three years more than his entire lifespan up ’til now - in the blink of an eye, and now he’s stuck here, in 1988. Three years before he’s even born. Arthur, the prick, is sure to be heading up the Kingsmen, and Merlin, if he’s even there would be…20, maybe. Fuck, so fucking young.

    Shite, even Harry’d only be…

    Alive, Eggsy thinks, and finds himself sitting down hard from where his knees can’t hold him. This is 1988, and Harry’s 23, and alive.

    Suddenly, being stuck in 1988 doesn’t seem so bad.

    Or, the one where love means changing the future. Harry/Eggsy, Time Travel Fix-It.

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    16 Jun 2026

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    Weeping angels doing the only thing they're good at: being a plot device for time travel.

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    Constable Unwin never met a tailor before, but he knows this bloke who keeps turning up at his crime scenes ain't one.

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    15 Jun 2026

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    Harry is very suspicious and Eggsy knows something is up with him.

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    This all started with a conversation with my Queen of Plotbunnies and Paladin of Writer's-Block Slaying, MinMu: So many fics include Bond breaking into Q's flat. What if it was the other way around?

    Summary: After the death of M, everything is in shambles. MI6 is trying to stay afloat and not let its enemies scent blood in the water; the new Quartermaster is orchestrating a flurry of activity to keep his branch at pique efficiency and therefore his agents alive; 007, the agent hit hardest by the death of the old M, is going through the motions and throwing himself into his work.

    Everyone is a little bit broken, and a lot exhausted.

    So when Bond and Q end up together in unexpected circumstances, perhaps the outcome should not be so unexpected...

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    15 Jun 2026

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    Bond keeps putting food (sex) out for his stay cat (Q).

    Sherlock and John are there too. For like five minutes.

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    12 Jun 2026

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    Gun unique way of approaching the omegaverse.

  5. Public Bookmark 40

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    Ryland Grace has returned to Earth and is now a mental health patient at St Mary's Medical Center. When a mysterious transfer arrives who believes they're on a space station and that all the stars have dissapeared Ryland's life is turned upside down.

    Simon hears voices and sees shadows. When the COI starts bringing him to group therapy sessions he can't believe what is happening to him. A nerdy blonde haired scientist might just convince him that the world is not what it seems.

    What starts as a tumultuous relationship quickly shifts into something more as the two men realize that maybe all they need in order to figure out what's real is each other.

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    12 Jun 2026

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    Sometimes the mind is an escape, sometimes a prison. But the two can meet in the middle to reveal the truth and offer freedom.