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honey, tell me: are you good at staying still? by BeeLove
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026)
12 May 2026
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(wake up your saints, ryland, i need them)
In which Ryland Grace makes it his mission to rescue the broken, bloody man he and Rocky found drifting among the stars. (He just doesn't realize that this broken, bloody man is going to rescue him too.)
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05 Jun 2026
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Alastor and Vox are very evil serial killers doing very evil things. On their honeymoon in Australia, they witness a man splashing a goose (committing bird crimes) and decide to give the man what he deserves: murder. And then they give themselves what they deserve: hardcore necro sex with an (accidentally) decapitated man, plus using the (dead) man's mouth as a doggy bowl for Vox to drink from when Vox gets thirsty.
Technically a side fic from the larger INM corpus, but very easily read standalone.
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- Part 5 of it's not murder in every universe, sometimes it's just research and waste disposal
- Part 5 of it's not murder | canon
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05 Jun 2026
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where nothing bleeds by interstellarisms
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
10 Apr 2026
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Simon didn’t expect his savior to be exactly his type.
What a welcome sight. Even if this stupidly handsome man ends up being evil, or working for the C.O.I, at least he’d die looking at something good.
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Grace and Rocky find Simon's ship floating in deep space on their way to Erid.
UPDATE: This fic has been peer reviewed by a NASA engineer who has approved of the science!
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27 May 2026
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Side Effects May Include Cunning Developments in the Field of Linguistics by Princeliest
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
11 Jun 2024
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The wonders of modern medicine never cease to make Vox grateful as they trickle down from Earth, but sometimes the side-effects feel a little more hellish in origin. Case in point: He's on his period, which always gets him a little hot under the collar, but he's never been so horny in his life as he is now that he's started taking testosterone.
Hey, why is Alastor looking at him like that?
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27 May 2026
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Vox…is in trouble.
He’s been in trouble for a few hours now, if he’s being honest. It’s only the past thirty minutes, though, that he’s gotten desperate enough to be forced to acknowledge it to himself. And he doesn’t want to acknowledge it to himself! Who would, in his position? Vox, upstart overlord, just invited to his very first overlord meeting...and it wasn't even Alastor that swung him the invite! It should be the highest he’s ever felt!
Trouble is, he can't find the fucking bathroom.
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17 May 2026