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when hannibal, a senior in college and nearly ready for med school, finally has to take the art history credit he's been dreading — with the misanthropic professor graham — he makes it his mission to ensure he gets the elusive A that has never been given before. no matter what it takes.
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31 May 2026
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Ineffable, inevitable ferryman to the dead, Charon, is solitary in his existence. He has a singular purpose. Greet the dead. Take the coin. Ferry the dead. Repeat. There was no need for anything more.
A new god enters his life to help him guide the dead to their after life. Hermes, messenger to the gods, and the exact opposite of all Charon is, inserts himself into Charon's life and changes it completely.
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13 May 2026
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Short Skirt/Long Staff by MxTicketyBoo for AmputeeTrainee
Fandoms: Hades (Video Game 2018)
14 Feb 2021
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Is it just Charon or is Hermes’s chiton getting shorter?
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03 May 2026
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Hermes has places to be and people to see, and as much as he adores spending time with his smoke-breathing chthonic lover, today his schedule is so jam-packed even the slightest deviation will throw it entirely into disarray.
The thing is: Hermes never could resist flirting with Charon.
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NARRATOR: Perhaps they should have remembered a certain Underworld Prince, who's ever in need of the Stygian boatman's infernal wares.
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03 May 2026
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There’s one thing one must know about Hermes.
Well- there’s many things- many many things—
But the most important thing one must know is that Hermes. Doesn’t. Wait.
He doesn’t. Or… tries not too. He despises waiting. He is- after all- the god of swiftness. The Divine Messenger. And one can imagine his job is very very hectic- and very very important-
And- all things considered—
He can’t afford to wait.
There is always a letter to be sent- parcels to be delivered- notes to be passed- messages to be orated- always a place to be-
Gods forbid he run late!
All of that aside and if he were given the option— Hermes probably- most likely- almost certainly- wouldn’t have taken his most recent promotion should he have known it required waiting.
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03 May 2026