reallyrachel
Fandoms
Recent works
Recent bookmarks
-
Summary
A series of oneshots that I've decided happen to the same version of Alastor and Lucifer. You may read them separately or as a story. There's no overarching plot, but it's the same two knuckleheads and their shenanigans.
- Words:
- 17,932
- Works:
- 3
- Bookmarks:
- 21
Bookmarked by reallyrachel
19 May 2026
-
Tags
Summary
Lucifer has tracked his movements; he has seen how he fills a room with dramatic flourishes and well-timed laugh tracks. He’s seen him squeeze shoulders and press his face close, coo at others with condescending head-pats and insulting taps to the tips of noses. The face Vaggie had made when Alastor bent over and kissed the back of her hand in a sick travesty of gentlemanly grace almost makes him laugh out loud at the memory. He covers up the sound with a small clearing of his throat. The pure, unadulterated disgust on her features was more than enough to ensure a repeat performance when she least expected it.
That’s what Alastor did it for. The reaction. The control.
Putting aside Niffty, there was only one other exception that he has noticed in his time at the hotel.
Himself.
Or: 4 times Lucifer touches Alastor and 1 time Alastor touches him back.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 18,109
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 164
- Kudos:
- 2,232
- Bookmarks:
- 654
- Hits:
- 27,852
Bookmarked by reallyrachel
22 Aug 2025
-
Summary
Lucifer and Alastor try to build something honest together — learning what they need, what they fear, and how to unlearn the silence that once kept them safe but now keeps them apart.
- Words:
- 97,262
- Works:
- 14
- Bookmarks:
- 75
Bookmarked by reallyrachel
22 Aug 2025
-
Tags
Summary
“You are something else,” Alastor mutters, his smirk turning kind of deranged as he watches the commotion in the water when an alligator thrashes in it to get to the human meat.
“Oh, darling,” Lucifer huffs, successfully pulling Alastor’s attention to him as he steps into his personal space. He stands on his tip toes until the barrel of the Winchester rests against the center of his forehead. “You don’t know the half of it,” he whispers with confidence, grinning a bit too wide with the slightly too sharp teeth and his eyes might have an unnatural red glow. Risky, putting it in one word.
And yet, he watches as the man’s pupils dilate slightly.
Got him.
or; Lucifer gets to know Alastor when the latter is still human
Series
- Part 1 of wrap me in your skin and bones
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 33,986
- Chapters:
- 6/6
- Comments:
- 405
- Kudos:
- 3,479
- Bookmarks:
- 888
- Hits:
- 46,114
Bookmarked by reallyrachel
29 Jul 2024
-
Tags
Summary
Alastor’s five year plan never accounted for a relationship; it certainly never accounted for the primary challenge of said relationship to be his partner’s rubber duck collection.
***
Lucifer shows Alastor his ducks. All of the ducks.Series
- Part 3 of RadioApple Broadcast
Bookmarked by reallyrachel
28 Jul 2024