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Power of Friendship Bracelets by ratpilled
Fandoms: Thunderbolts (Movie 2025), Marvel Cinematic Universe
25 May 2025
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It's a depressing day more often than not for John Walker at the New Avengers Watchtower. Luckily, on one of these days, everyone's favorite Robert "Bob" Reynolds comes to make the end of this day better, with a bracelet.
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pick-up basketball by ratpilled
Fandoms: Thunderbolts (Movie 2025), Marvel Cinematic Universe
16 May 2025
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John Walker tries to impress a certain guy during a pick-up basketball game. It doesn't go down how he wanted.
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inspired by a tweet I saw: "john walker the kinda guy to say 'this one's for you babe' before absolutely failing to dunk a basketball"
it's not exactlyyyy the tweet but i must give credit where it's due
Recent bookmarks
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Human Relief Aid by OrangeGaytor, Sevvyhonda
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
14 Jun 2026
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“Rocky,” I say. “Is this a … a fleshlight?”
“No. Fleshlight is specific Earth product. This Rocky human relief aid prototype. Same function, different origin.”
Well, asked and answered, I guess.
Bookmarked by ratpilled
16 Jun 2026
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Star Thrum by Totallyottie99
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
12 Jun 2026
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Eridians fall in love hard.
Humanity's not ready for just how far they'd go to keep only one of them happy.
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spiracle by flirty_vagabond
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
14 Jun 2026
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“Wet.” They whispered then, sounding awed, pulling their claw away from his face to marvel at the salty tears staining the mesh suit which encased their body. “Wet wet wet. Oh this is—this is—” Ash brought their hand back down to Grace’s face, swiping it over both cheeks with a happy trill.
“Intoxicating.”
And then they wiped the tear soaked palm down their carapace, leaving a filmy streak on the suit in its wake.
“Wet, so wet and leaky, so wet and leaky and beautiful just for me, oh, oh Savior Grace–” They brought their hand back to his cheeks and swiped away the remaining wetness that stained them and then they— they—
Grace watched on in horror as they lowered the wet and tear-soaked claw to their ventral seam, stroking it over their most vulnerable area with a shudder and high-pitched moan.
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or, alternatively: a 'crazed fan' breaks into Grace's dome to have their way with him.
Bookmarked by ratpilled
14 Jun 2026
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As Erid Turns by Qumran05
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
15 Jun 2026
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“What? You’re not wanting to actually do this soap opera appearance, are you?” Rocky asked.
Grace’s ears pulsed with blood flow and he gave a twitch of a shrug.
“I mean…kinda?” he said. “I love As Erid Turns.”
Rocky turned to Adrian.
“Well?”
“Well, what? I think he should do it,” Adrian said placidly.
“Adrian! Grace is not some—cheap floozy of an entertainer! He’s a respected interstellar scientist!”
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OR: Dr. Ryland Grace, unlikely Eridian soap opera star.
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Bookmarked by ratpilled
14 Jun 2026
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“… I, It Who Weaves the Clouds, Artificer of the noble ship Soars-in-the-Silence, am the only survivor of mission Grasping for Heat. The other members of the crew succumbed to space sickness. I return with their memory.” The silence in the room is heavy. I continue. “I must speak to the organizer of the mission. Alone.”
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14 Jun 2026