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Jake takes care of things. He wishes one of them wasn't a goldfish.
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Summer Jobs by rampagingwalnuts
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, The Mandalorian (TV)
28 Dec 2025
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Din Djarin takes one more job---tracking down his son's teacher's delinquent teenage nephew.
Ben Solo runs away and responds to a very specific "Help Wanted" ad for what looks like a decent starter job on Tatooine because he needs to get out of this house.
Chaos ensues.
Or: Din becomes the Skywalker-Solo-Organa family therapist by mistake.
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Din knew from an early age that he would never be able to have many things most beings in the Galaxy considered desirable or even normal. He reconciled himself to this fact by telling himself that he never wanted them anyway. This strategy worked for most of his life. Until he met Luke Skywalker, that is.
Or: Most people go to therapy to deal with the intimacy issues and guilt their religious upbringing gave them. Din just has kinky magical sex with his space wizard husband.
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When Din learned Tusken Sign, he didn’t know it was called Tusken Sign. It was just how the people who raised and loved him for all the brief time they had spoke.
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Your new husband kneels between your legs like a man forced to participate in his own execution. He removes his helmet with shaking hands, then glares up at you when you try to shove him away.
"I can do this. I will do this. It is my duty as your riduur to see you satisfied."
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You find a wounded Mandalorian, and remove his helmet to see if he needs medical attention. Then, you repeat what you assume is some kind of prayer with him to calm him down. Now, you're married, and your new husband is skilled, deadly, and scared of you.Series
- Part 3 of My Mando x Reader Fics
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A place to dump any more Paz/Din/Bo-Katan smut. I wrote my first fic inspired by BlueTeaParty's pegging fic, and I might have more ideas for this extremely niche ship to write later.
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Every x Reader fic I've written for The Mandalorian. Right now I've just done female readers, but I might branch out to Gender Neutral, male, or Trans readers in the future. I have a passionate loathing for "Y/N", and other than specifying which set of genitals the reader has for the porny fics when it's relevant, I try to make Reader as nondescript as possible. Din is also usually an awkward (but sweet!) 40 year old virgin in these because IMO a man so devoted to his cult would not have many opportunities to get experience.
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In which I deal with my stress, horniness, & stress-induced horniness by writing self-indulgent fics where Reader (me, lol, or anyone else who likes this sort of thing) gets dommed, railed out of her mind, and cuddled by everyone's favorite armored, cult-leading MILF (or technically GILF, if we are counting Grogu as her grandkid). Only smut, no/extremely minimal plot, probably unhealthy relationships on account of the whole forced marriage and cult-leader thing.
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Dune fics dumped here for organization purposes.
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By Fortune Or Its Reverse by CatalpaWaltz
Fandoms: The Mandalorian (TV), Star Wars: The Book of Boba Fett (TV), Star Wars - All Media Types
22 Feb 2022
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Luke imagines explaining this to him. The response he gets, when he spins the scene out to its inevitable conclusion, is not promising.
The Mandalorian will tip his head downward, or cock it to one side, and settle deeper into an implacable stance.
"Am I supposed to be flattered? To be some kind of experiment for you?"
Or: Luke, struggling for insight into Jedi teachings on the renunciation of possessive love, discovers a possible solution in soft-domming the hell out of his boyfriend.
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- Part 1 of By Fortune Or Its Re!verse
Bookmarked by rampagingwalnuts
30 May 2026
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Placards from selected works at the National Galleries of Scotland's 2024 exhibit Winds of Change: Dragons, Aviators and Society in the Regency Era.
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27 Apr 2026
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In other words, a fantastic day for one Jake Lockley. If he didn’t share a body with them, he’d have strangled Marc and Steven both for their stupidity of getting in this situation, seeing as if Jake was in charge, this definitely wouldn’t have happened. Well, maybe it would have, but Jake was reasonably confident he wouldn’t have woken up in a fucking coffin if that were the case. And not waking in a coffin goes a long way.
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- Part 1 of Rescue Plans Continuity
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28 May 2026
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The Lancre Witches visit Hyderabad by madspiritmaster
Fandoms: Discworld - Terry Pratchett
26 May 2026
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Granny Weatherwax, Nanny Ogg, and the Queen of Lancre discover Hyderabad’s chai, bangles, biryani, and a cat-shaped diplomatic incident.
Bookmarked by rampagingwalnuts
27 May 2026
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let these flames engulf all of my skin (let my memory get scorched by the wind) by JaggedEmeraldsOfGold
Fandoms: Moon Knight (TV 2022), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
03 May 2022
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“I’m eighteen, if that’s what you’re worried about,” the kid continues, shifting slightly, and his voice is quiet and subdued and hoarse, and Steven’s knee bounces.
“That’s not,” Steven says, “That’s not why I came over here. Ah,” he licks his lips, unsure how to continue. The kid raises an eyebrow, expression very clearly reading then why the hell are you over here, and Steven clears his throat a bit. “Just,” he says. “To talk.”
Or: Marc happens to pass by a random homeless kid on the streets of New York. This, it turns out, is a mistake, because Steven- Steven, for some Khonshu-damned reason, grows attached.
(And Marc doesn't. He really, really doesn't. He swears.)
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Bookmarked by rampagingwalnuts
15 May 2026