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  1. Public Bookmark 34

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    Ron's text, 8:47 AM: "so do you have a NAME tall blonde or do i just call you The Legs"

    Harry Potter didn't go looking for trouble. Trouble - tall, platinum, and wearing a dress that should be illegal - found him on a dance floor. One night of bad decisions and worse tequila later, Harry wakes up in a stranger's bed with a very familiar sneer.

    Draco Malfoy, it turns out, looks incredible in short dresses, and even better in the morning light.

    What to expect:
    · One very drunk Harry Potter
    · One very blonde, very mysterious stranger in a velvet dress
    · A dance floor that changes everything
    · Ron Weasley's unsolicited (but accurate) commentary
    · The world's most chaotic text thread
    · Morning-after eggs (burnt)
    · And the slow, terrifying, wonderful realization that you've been looking for the wrong (or right) person this whole time

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    13 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 1

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    Jakub has spent the last several months indulging in his new hobby of selling himself. Marcin has spent just as long putting up with it: whatever makes Jakub happy. Until a new admirer - powerful, handsome, and wealthy beyond reason - triggers Marcin's possessive instincts to a degree neither of them ever before dreamed.

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    09 Jun 2026

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    He has tendencies, is the thing. He knows he does.

    The bottomless pit opens up in his belly, and all the ways he could take care of Whitaker flash before his eyes. He could be the one they call. He could be the one who looks out for the kid. He'd look out for him so well, no-one would ever dare fuck with him. He'd want for nothing. Robby could keep him so satisfied.

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    02 Jun 2026

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    “I don’t want anything from you,” Draco sneered at him. “Piss off back to the Weasel and his annoying girlfriend.”

    “Yes, you do,” Harry said simply. Confusion flooded Draco's face as Harry walked forward, backing him into the planter beds. His torso hit the wood, hands going back to steady himself as Harry stepped even closer. Draco's eyes darted down to where their bodies were almost touching, then back up to Harry’s face.

    “For fuck’s sake Potter, I don’t have time for this. What? What is it?”

    Harry leaned forward and reached out, his hands wrapping around Draco’s wrists where they were holding on the wood for balance.

    “You want to be dominated,” Harry said casually.

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    Harry and Draco decide to enter into a BDSM contract during their 8th year at Hogwarts and it all goes downhill from there.

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    23 May 2026

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    “Please, Sir.”  

    The words tumbled out of Denis’s mouth before he could stop them and he turned beet red, stammering wildly as if that would somehow undo his mistake.

    A smile ghosted at the corner of Dr. Robby’s lips and he looked at Dennis like the cat that got the cream. “You say that so nicely Whitaker, have you had a lot of practice?” 

    His hand was heavy on the back of Dennis’s neck, a familiar gesture that now seemed especially charged. Staff and patients scurried around them, seemingly unaware of Dennis’s plight as Dr. Robby pulled him in even closer.

    “Say it again.”  

    When Whitaker accidentally calls Dr. Robby Sir, he finds himself on the receiving end of Abbot and Robby, who delight in taking him apart piece by piece.

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    19 Apr 2026