queer_drunk_dwarf
Fandoms
- Minecraft (Video Game) (1)
- Dream SMP (1)
- SMPEarth (1)
Recent works
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public relations are my favorite crime by queer_drunk_dwarf for CatInTheVoid
Fandoms: SMPEarth
10 Nov 2025
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Fit and Phil lands themselves in a pickle.
Thankfully, they know just the thing to get out of it!
Techno wants to go to sleep.
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If I could wish for one thing, I’d take the smile that you bring by Cracksicle, queer_drunk_dwarf, SilverBell2005
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
28 Feb 2024
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Phil's life was rather good at the moment. Well as good as it can be with a dead wife, permanent knee injury, and a single small coffee shop to earn a living. Either way, things were going a bit too well leaving him to wonder what type of shit storm was about to come his way. Perhaps he should’ve kept his thoughts to himself because what he got was far worse than he ever imagined.
AKA Three crackheads banded together to write a Fic because there wasn’t enough Dark SBI with innocent Philza.
Recent bookmarks
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Death and All His Friends by Balderdashfromafool for bootlegotter
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
20 Jan 2024
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Zoro wakes up surrounded by his crew and Chopper telling him he'd died. Being bound to a bed leaves plenty of time to think, and Zoro finds himself with unnamed regret. Until he discovers Sanji in the dead of night, caring for the most important thing in his life, and suddenly it has a name.
Bookmarked by queer_drunk_dwarf
03 Jun 2026
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A poorly aimed kick leads to Zoro missing one of his three earrings. Sanji finds a solution much to Zoro's surprise.
Bookmarked by queer_drunk_dwarf
03 Jun 2026
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A tattoo parlor moved in across the street from Usopp last year. This is the story of him helping the owners of that shop admit their love for each other.
Bookmarked by queer_drunk_dwarf
03 Jun 2026
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Four years after the beetle probes reach Earth, the internet inadvertently gets ahold of the Hail Mary’s video logs.
Chaos reigns.
Series
Bookmarked by queer_drunk_dwarf
01 Jun 2026
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"I thought it was obvious!" Zoro yelled back in a harsh whisper.
"It wasn't!"
"I follow you around the ship constantly!" Zoro argued, stepping even closer into Sanji’s space.
"Because you're annoying and you have zero sense of direction!"
"I sleep better when you're nearby," Zoro countered cleanly, his voice steadying.
Sanji’s heart gave a violent, dangerous thud against his ribs. "That's... that's just a coincidence."
"I steal your dress shirts from the laundry line."
"YOU WHAT?"or; The problem is that Roronoa Zoro is apparently courting Sanji like a stray cat.
Bookmarked by queer_drunk_dwarf
30 May 2026