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    Sometimes life came at you with a clenched fist and Ilya had never figured out how to duck.

    So here he was, twenty-eight years old, single, dealing with the fallout from injuries given to him by the game he loved, and the second youngest assistant coach in the league to one of the worst teams. Stability was hard to come by, but he was managing.

    Then along came Shane Hollander to knock him on his ass, one more time.

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    27 May 2026

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    “You are planning to rob me or what?” He hears Rozanov call, and he can’t help but smile slightly even as he rolls his eyes, closing the door to the linen closet and feeling strangely lighter than when he opened it, reassured that he’s just trying to read into a blank page, that today doesn’t mean anything more than Rozanov doesn’t mind him being around, which is strangely flattering.

    “I don’t know,” he calls back. “Don’t Russians like diamonds and fur and stuff? Where should I start looking if I want to know what my options are?”

    He hears Rozanov laugh, and it makes him smile.

    When he joins him in the living room once more, Rozanov tugs him down to lean against him again. Shane goes easier this time, settling into it, knowing it doesn’t mean anything other than the fact that he just happens to be the closest warm body, the person on Rozanov’s roster who filled today’s slot.

    (the tuna meltdown doesn't happen) (this does not mean they get ANY better at communication)

    (or: how shane didn't realize he had a boyfriend for several months)

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    22 May 2026

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    Exactly how hung Shane Hollander was became somewhat of an urban legend amongst the junior hockey leagues in Canada. In the same breath that his puck handling and skating skills were mentioned, players would fucking gossip about his dick. Officially, everyone calls him Hollander or Hollzy. Behind his back, his teammates whisper the name Hunglander as if the ghost of Shane's slapshot could still hear them.

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    Ilya's obsession with Shane's big cock changes a surprising amount of their story.

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    10 Apr 2026

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    Shane never gets injured that night at the Montreal vs. Boston game. Ilya ends things between them. They spend the next year trying to forget each other in other people. Their yearning betrays them.

    Based on the song Pushing It Down and Praying by Lizzy McAlpine.

    "When I close my eyes
    You replace him
    Wearing no disguise
    You erase him
    I wanna feel guilty
    I wanna feel that it's wrong"

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    01 Apr 2026

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    Max stands, pacing again, and says, “I mean, what do I do? I can’t tell them I know now. It’s way too late for that.”

    “It’s really okay,” Troy says far too optimistically. “It’s not that big of a deal.”

    “Yeah, you can say that because you're not the one who heard Ilya tell Shane he misses his slutty little mouth."

    Or: The Centaurs' newest rookie speaks Russian. It's too bad that Shane and Ilya don't know that.

    Read in Russian here!

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    23 Mar 2026

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    “Come here often?”

    Shane turns to face him, confused. “What?”

    “Hm, I think no?” Ilya tilts his head, eyes dragging up and down Shane’s body shamelessly. “I would remember that pretty face.”

    It’s such a cheesy line that Shane has to laugh, even as his stomach swoops at the way Ilya’s looking at him. “What are you doing?”

    “What do you think?” Ilya leans in a little closer, voice playful, “I see a beautiful stranger all alone at the bar, I want to approach him. I think maybe he might like my company.”

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    20 Mar 2026

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    “You will not be so nice when we beat you,” Ilya told Shane Hollander, holding onto his hand, not letting him pull away. Not yet.

    But Hollander’s brow furrowed, not in anger but in confusion. “Ah, um, sorry,” Hollander said. “Merci. My English is bad. Worse… than you. Maybe slower?” And he leaned in, like that would help him understand.

    Ilya’s eyebrows rose, and his smile widened.

    Or, Ilya Rozanov grew up in Russia. Shane Hollander was raised in France. When they first meet, neither of them can speak English very well. Somehow, it’s easier to understand each other when words aren’t getting in the way.

    (Stand-alone remix of “I’m Reading Your Lips (You’re Speaking My Language)” but this time neither of them are native English speakers, and learning a new language is sort of like falling in love, if you think about it.)

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    17 Mar 2026

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    Shrugging one shoulder far more casually than he possibly feels, Ilya says, “I like both. Is secret, okay?”

    “Okay,” Hollander says, voice cracking.

    He doesn’t say anything else. The air’s so heavy around them that it feels like being in the middle of a scrum, the weight and heat of all those bodies pressing down on you. Danger always feels like hockey; it’s the most dangerous thing Ilya knows, except for this. Everything dangerous in his life involves men’s bodies and just how close he can get to them. Closer than he probably should.

    A year after mysteriously dropping out of the 2009 draft, Shane Hollander is signed by the Boston Raiders, right behind Ilya Rozanov. Having the two biggest stars in the league on the same line is great for Boston — but playing alongside their worst rival was never exactly in Shane or Ilya's plans. Especially not when staying away from each other starts to feel just as impossible as getting along.

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    13 Mar 2026

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    Rozanov cocked his head. “You speak Russian? Or just the curse words?”

    “Yes, I speak Russian,” he snapped, defensive and angry. He knew that it had been a mistake to even try to be friendly with Rozanov. “Why? Do I not look Russian to you?” He scoffed.

    “No, not really,” Rozanov said. Some of his teammates laughed, although they mostly looked surprised that Shane was speaking to them at all. Rozanov didn’t laugh, though. “Are you Russian?”

    “Go fuck yourself.”

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    Despite an inauspicious start, when Russia’s Ilya Rozanov learns that Canada’s Shane Hollander is fluent in Russian at their first World Junior Championships tournament, it changes everything and sets them on a different course. Instead of being branded as rivals from the very beginning, Ilya and Shane start off as friends.

    And, after all, a little friendly rivalry never hurt anyone, did it?

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    15 Feb 2026

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    No serious hockey fan or sports commentator worth their salt would have considered record-breaking Boston superstar Ilya Rozanov to be Shane Hollander’s rival exactly, but sleeping with a man who had a specific offense-related vendetta against him and a wrist shot like a jet engine to back it up was probably ill-advised just the same.

    Or, Shane is a goalie. Ilya can’t score.

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    12 Feb 2026

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    “Just got the word from the officials, Metros are shutting Miitka down for the night," LeClaire says almost dispassionately. “Third period we’re up against,” LeClaire consults his clipboard, “Shane Hollander. Drafted 2009, current starter for the Laval Maples, posts a .905 save percentage.”

    Ilya stays where he is, rolling the name around in his head once, without much interest.

    Hollander.

    Doesn’t ring a bell.


    Inspired by that one twitter post, what if Shane was a goalie?

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    12 Feb 2026

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    Ilya is plummeting to his death when he closes his eyes, heart full of regret.

    When he opens them in what feels like just a second later, he is standing outside a rink in Regina, Saskatchewan. There’s a banner on the building across the street:

    World Junior Hockey Championship 2009.

    What?

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    22 Jan 2026

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    On the wall, directly above Ilya’s bed, is a 3-foot-wide framed poster of Shane being held back by his teammates, eyebrows knitted into a scowl as he hurls taunts at Scott Hunter. Shane blinks, because there’s not a chance in hell this is real.

    He whirls on Ilya, who doesn’t look fazed in the slightest.

    “What the fuck is this?”

    OR - Ilya is a little too happy when he sees Shane get into a fight with Scott Hunter on live TV. He's maybe a bit turned on, too.

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    25 Dec 2025

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    Shane went down hard, bleeding on the ice, and Ilya was hiding in a stairwell to avoid Shane's teammates when he caught up on the WAG chat and saw the missed call from Jackie.

    Inspired by the last bit of "please leave a message" by Ravenesta

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    22 Dec 2025

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    The room is silent except for the low hum of the AC. Langa breathes steady against his neck, his body curled comfortably around Reki’s back like always. But Reki is wide awake.
    Because two hours ago, Langa called Cherry hot.
    Out loud.
    Casually.
    Like it was obvious.
    And Reki hasn’t known peace since.

    or where Reki realizes Langa has never called him “hot”, and decides to do something about it

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    27 Nov 2025

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    Written for the Free! Kink Meme: "maybe rei starts helping rin study for a certain subject that he's bad at, rin helps rei with clothes-shopping, and it eventually escalates to rin teaching rei how to kiss and then they make out and possibly do other sexy things, and it probably takes them both a while to realize that they have totally been dating this whole time."

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    23 Nov 2025

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    Buggy the Star Clown has everything he’s ever wanted! A loyal army of devotees (who think he’s far more formidable than he actually is)! Powerful subordinates (who use him as a chew toy)! The title of Emperor (not entirely deserved)… Yeah, everything is coming up Buggy!

    The last thing he wants is to hook up with his loser scrub ex. Fortunately for Shanks, his dick never got that memo.

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    19 Nov 2025

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    Reki thought Canada was just snow and maple syrup. Turns out, it’s not! Canada has actual seasons. It also has rainbow flags, unexpected feelings, and a whole lot of bisexual panic.
    When he and Langa spend two weeks abroad, Reki stumbles into Pride Month, discovers what LGBTQ+ actually means, and realizes he’s been crushing on his best friend for months. Tons of awkward flirting, late-night guitar practice, and a song that might just say everything he’s too scared to.

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    Reki tells Langa he's gay for him through a punk song

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    07 Nov 2025

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    you’re going to want to know…what it tastes like

     

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    Max has snake bite piercings and Bradley cannot handle it.

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    28 Oct 2025

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    He really has to wonder how it's not abundantly obvious that he knows every last silken strand of Kaoru, every thread to pick at to make him fall messily apart, every inch of skin beneath that neatly fitted yukata. He's mapped it with his teeth and tongue enough times that the memory of all the ways he's made Kaoru shudder and sob in desperation are etched into his brain.

    Somehow, nobody ever seems to suspect. So he smiles down at Kaoru and asks, "What will you be having today?" even though they both know damn well.

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    Kaoru comes to Kojiro hungry.

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    25 Oct 2025

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