psuedonymousrex
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How to Defeat the Nefarious Plants (and get to know your coworkers better) by psuedonymousrex
Fandoms: Plants vs Zombies
10 Apr 2026
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It's a lovely night in Neighborville for the zombies of Regiment B, especially for those of Company 12 where even with the quirks of their members they get their jobs done and enjoy some delicious (almost) Brainz at the end of the day. But when a strange, horrific turn of events flips their evening upside down and reveals a truly terrifying Plant plot to subvert all the zombies of Neighborville and even beyond, they'll need to band together to stop this menace before dawn breaks on a twisted mockery of zombiekind's future.
Well, it's a good thing their Foot Soldier Trainer is already good at handling this sort of thing, huh?
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- Part 9 of Your Friendly Neighborhood Zombie
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How to Be an Assistant to Your Evil Zombie Overlord (But Even Then a Loyal Zombie Shall Follow) by psuedonymousrex
Fandoms: Plants vs Zombies
16 Mar 2026
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Evil geniuses need their mindless lackeys to complete their image, and who else but a hapless browncoat like Tugboat? But being this close to the leader of the zombie apocalypse himself leads to some... interesting conversations, from where no one but the most loyal may see.
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- Part 8 of Your Friendly Neighborhood Zombie
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How To Go Camping With Your Neighbor (and maybe accidentally kill a tree lord) by psuedonymousrex
Fandoms: Plants vs Zombies
29 Dec 2025
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Melissa for once decides to leave her house when Zachary asks her help with a mission to help a friend in the local woods. She's never been camping, but this seems interesting and totally won't involve fighting against a literal forest on the behest of a crazed zombie dummy cult, right?
Right?
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- Part 7 of Your Friendly Neighborhood Zombie
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Forgetful by psuedonymousrex
Fandoms: Friday Night Funkin' (Video Game), The Trollge Files/Blueballs Incident
11 Sep 2025
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Let us say, in a time far from what we've seen, a flambouyant Trollge does find their way home. Will it provide the resolution they so desperately seek?
But we already know that there never was a happy ending in store.
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Unresolved by psuedonymousrex
Fandoms: Friday Night Funkin' (Video Game), Friday Night Incident, Trollge Files
31 Aug 2025
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The Friday Night Incident has been resolved. The Maestro has been taken away, everyone is safe and sound, and more than likely they'll never have to hear the word "Trollge" ever again.
And yet, Mr. Trololo cannot sleep.
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Your Friendly Neighborhood Zombie by psuedonymousrex
Fandom Day of the Dead (1985), Plants vs Zombies
10 Apr 2026
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What happens when a zombie decides to stay in your house? Nothing but pandemonium, it seems.
Just a little side series of PvZ stuff about a cheery foot soldier who may or may not be gaining independence and the human absolutely done with the cartoon bull who still cares for the dumb dorky corpse man. A mix of PvZ GW 1, GW 2, BFN, and a bunch of other PvZ stuff if I so choose.
- Words:
- 155,188
- Works:
- 9
- Bookmarks:
- 18
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It's a Creepy World by psuedonymousrex
Fandom Creepypasta - Fandom, Friday Night Funkin' (Video Game), Marble Hornets, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, r/nosleep - Fandom, SCP Foundation, Sonic the Hedgehog (Video Games), Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types, Sonic.exe (Fandom), SpongeBob SquarePants (Cartoon), Super Mario & Related Fandoms, The Mandela Catalogue (Web Series), The Trollge Files, Trollge - Fandom
27 Dec 2024
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When the ancient powers of Zalgo and the old ones awakened at last, it was then all of existence in every universe knew the end was nigh. Cosmic powers clashed, and a war began. The funny thing about cosmic wars though? They have the tiny, very small, almost insignificant possibility of recombining every single reality, timeline and uni/multiverse into one messed up psuedoverse of screwed up energy and several trillion or so resurrected souls and non-souls.
Now, mass murderers of legend walk casually down the street attempting to spook teenagers, and it's perfectly normal to see the giant demon-powered fighter jets burn away the quadrillionth invasion of the spider planet - again. Just as everyone is sick and tired of writing cliches, so is humanity sick and tired of the horror world (unfortunately for them).
At this point though, most people are: done with this shit and fight back against the edgelords, just so accustomed to it that it’s considered normal, or chaotic enough to join in on the shenanigans. Really, it's your choice. Just don't click that spam email unless you want a disembodied skull to permanently haunt your new PC.
- Words:
- 189,844
- Works:
- 15
- Bookmarks:
- 28
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The Supernatural Association by psuedonymousrex
Fandom Buddy Simulator 1984 (Video Game), Creepypasta - Fandom, Eyes The Horror Game, Fazbear Frights - Fandom, Five Nights at Freddy's, Hello Puppets (Video Game), Wii Deleted You, Wii Deleted You (Animatic), Wii Deleted You (Web Series)
19 Jul 2024
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There are certain experiences that can bring together those from radically different backgrounds, the sort that shatter all assumptions of reality and force one to reconsider what they know. Michael wishes to simply leave the past, but his future may just be even more terrifying. But it doesn't need to be.
In a new body with a old purpose, Michael is lead by a voice and forming all new connections, from a lonely teenager to a remorseful Mii, from children haunted by demons they cannot grasp to errant AI, from an out of place puppet to an out of place detective. Forces even greater than Afton are at work, and powers growing within him and others. There is a plan in place, and Michael needs to find a way to protect not only himself, but his new family as it churns forward.
It is either that or annihilation.
- Words:
- 294,173
- Works:
- 6
- Bookmarks:
- 19
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Someone's Coming by psuedonymousrex
Fandom Bendy and the Ink Machine, Creepypasta - Fandom, Five Nights at Freddy's, Hello Puppets (Video Game), Siren Head - Trevor Henderson
10 Apr 2022
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Just a place for some of my horror drabbles to hang out. Mostly experimental fics. Can range from any fandom, and will add to when I feel like it.
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- 8,915
- Works:
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In canon, despite being a troublesome and incompetent fool, Green didn't kill Red too soon because they needed a smokescreen to distract Purple and everyone else.
But in the alternate timeline, simply because one moment of stupid, being at the wrong time and place, Red's fate took a different turn.
In short, Red becomes an imposter with a twist.Bookmarked by psuedonymousrex
18 Jun 2026
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Path of the Immeasurable Swarm by derivative_of_life
Fandoms: Parahumans Series - Wildbow, Cradle Series - Will Wight
12 Jan 2026
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After Gold Morning, Taylor finds herself exiled to a strange new world where sacred artists wield the power of their very souls. Taken in by the Sage of the Silver Heart, she finds that the qualities which made her a brutally effective warlord on Earth are even more applicable to her new life. Her presence begins a cascade of events which will wildly change the course of Fate.
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- English
- Words:
- 395,600
- Chapters:
- 59/59
- Comments:
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Bookmarked by psuedonymousrex
15 Jun 2026
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Flight of the Dragonfly by theantumbrae
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, Parahumans Series - Wildbow
09 May 2021
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Izuku Midoriya was eight when he found himself awake at night, unable to sleep. There was a strange buzzing at the edge of his mind, a presence persistently pleading for its release. Izuku decided to let go. Then came the swarm.
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- Part 1 of Izuku's Insectarium
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 385,599
- Chapters:
- 107/107
- Collections:
- 8
- Comments:
- 1,344
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- 3,358
- Bookmarks:
- 1,043
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Bookmarked by psuedonymousrex
15 Jun 2026
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Vacuum by nerdytulip15
Fandoms: Slay the Princess (Visual Novel), In Stars And Time (Video Game), Henry Stickmin Series (Video Games), Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magika | Puella Magi Madoka Magica
23 May 2026
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After going through it all so many times, the Construct is starting to break and the Voices have been separated from the Long Quiet. Now, someone, or rather a few people need to fill in for them.
Bookmarked by psuedonymousrex
15 Jun 2026
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Harry finds a better life with the basilisk, but that doesn't mean it's easy. From inter-being feuds, to bloody prophecies, to elven unrest, Harry is in the eye of a hurricane that will change the wizarding world forever.
Involving thestrals, merfolk, house elves, centaurs, acromantulae, and various other friends, denizens, and allies.
This series is: Queer in a multitude of ways. Morally complex. A massively canon-divergent AU. Filled with oc's and non-oc's. A story about relationships, love, trust, friendship, healing ... and revolution.
There are seven novel-length fics, plus a prologue (to leap and love the fall) and two longer stories (with courage unyielding and the gentle sunlight). The short story collection to journey on contains shorter stories set within the main timeline. All are posted in the correct reading order.
- Words:
- 406,531
- Works:
- 11
- Bookmarks:
- 5,263
Bookmarked by psuedonymousrex
09 Jun 2026