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He looks younger than you, even though he’s not, and you remind yourself that he’s here because he wants to be. This is his gig. You’re just here to not fuck it up.
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12 Jun 2026
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"You won't have a choice once that belly is swelling and your tits start aching." You tut Dirk as you walk him backwards, up until his legs hit the bed frame. Dirk lets you lead him and place him wherever, almost hypnotized by you.
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09 Jun 2026
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Dave and Rose find an apartment, and the three of them get to work settling into life in Southern California. Slice-of-life stories that take place between Dirk's fourteenth and seventeenth birthdays.
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- Part 10 of The One Where Dave's a Vampire
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29 May 2026
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Dave goes to Dirk for advice on how to talk to Karkat about his feelings, among other, more awkward things...
Dirk has some unconventional suggestions.
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27 May 2026
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- Part 9 of Homestuck Art
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19 Apr 2026
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D knows something is up, and tonight, he is going to find out what.
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- Part 1 of Anon's Stridercest Fics
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Bookmarked by problemsloth
13 Mar 2026
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The baking… has hit an obstacle. A very white, granulous, pervasive obstacle.
In which Lil Seb tries to get over his new body's adjustment period and make cookies for his best friend -- Lil Hal is an unwanted collaborator.
Inspired by conceptofjoy's real boy seb drawings :D
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- Part 4 of Sweet Sebscapades
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19 Feb 2026
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Just two grown men fucking and having feelings about it.
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06 Feb 2026
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Dirk has just escaped the lab in which he was created. He needs to acquire allies and jailbreak his friends. First, though, he's going to meet his progenitor's brother. Dirk's spent his life drifting in and out of Bro's head, and is determined to get Dave away from him.
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- Part 7 of anon hs fics
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31 Jan 2026
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Let the green sea rise up to greet you by LookingForDroids for Caracalliope
Fandoms: Homestuck
23 Apr 2025
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Five times Dirk tried to give his sealskin away, and one person who kept it.
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21 Jan 2026
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Dave is annoyed having to see John date Roxy and decides to travel back in time to have a one night stand with his mom to get him back
Turns out the time loops were stable in the first place
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20 Sep 2025
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Dave's brotherly protectiveness sabotages an attempt to discourage Dirk's obsessive tendencies.
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20 Sep 2025
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An offhand comment of Dave's leaves him sandwiched between Sollux and Karkat to prove a point. Unfortunately for him, trolls are much stronger than humans and these two in particular are easily distracted around each other.
Fortunately for him, choking on tentacle dick is neither just nor heroic.
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20 Sep 2025
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In which a young man decides to further his budding flush relationship by taking it to the bed, using a scientific hypothesis (which may or may not be more of a bet) as an excuse to put an alien through a slight... orgasm gauntlet.
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19 Sep 2025
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"You've denied me a body for far too long." Hal murmured, voice eerily calm despite the sneer on his face. "You're going to help me make one."
Written for Drone Season 2025.
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17 Sep 2025
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Growing up, your brother had plagued your every thought. The one from your universe, who had died long before you were born. How could you not, when the empty world you had inhabited was littered with his influence. Everywhere you looked, there he was. Dilapidated billboards advertising his movies-turned-propaganda, giant artifacted statues of liberty scattered across the earth, not to mention the glut of memorabilia plastered all over your apartment. It was like he wanted you to grow up haunted by his absence. Maybe he thought he was being ironic. Maybe he knew you’d become obsessed.
(Dirk/Dave non-con somno fic for Drone Season 2025, complete!)
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Bookmarked by problemsloth
17 Sep 2025
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HOW KARKAT VANTAS LAID BARE HIS FEELINGS TOWARDS HIS VASSAULTER, AND HOW HIS VASSAULTER GREW TO RETURN THEM, AND HOW HE RAISED KARKAT VANTAS TO BE HIS LOYAL SQUICOPHANT, AND THE FALLOUT THEREOF. by laststeinbock for norsecode
Fandoms: Homestuck
05 Sep 2025
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feat. the Draconian Dignitary as a somewhat begrudging wing-Carapacian, Tavros Nitram as a surprise third-act asset, and Karkat Vantas as the lightbulb shoved up Spades Slick's asshole. To think that all of this could have been prevented if Eridan had kept his mouth shut about Troll Thomas Malory.
Also, Draconian Dignitary? You ought to stop peeking behind the Fourth Wall. You might not like what you find up here.
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15 Sep 2025
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Nepeta and Feferi: Commence roleplaying immediately by forkidcest for Itsdiava
Fandoms: Homestuck
08 Sep 2025
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A lioness stalks her quarry through the dream bubbles.
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14 Sep 2025
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FedoraFreak: Found myself surrounded by a hoard of these undersized rascals.
FedoraFreak: Luckily, there appears to be a way to resolve this peacefully.
FedoraFreak: Make love, not war, as they say.
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Bookmarked by problemsloth
14 Sep 2025
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equius hits up sollux for some help fixing up his robots.
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Bookmarked by problemsloth
14 Sep 2025