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Teddy doesn’t know what to say. What do you do in this situation? When your girlfriend’s partner is revealing his love for her while being shit faced drunk?
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What if Jake called Amy drunk after 1x21 and confessed his feelings? It's only a shame that Teddy picks up the call instead.
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i wish i could carry your smile in my heart by pristineparadox
Fandoms: Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV)
26 Oct 2020
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“Ladies and Gentlemen, for the first time ever, Mr. and Mrs. Santiago-Peralta.”
My take on the Jake and Amy wedding if there was no bomb.
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All is fair in Love, War and Our Baby's First Words by pristineparadox
Fandoms: Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV)
13 Oct 2020
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“Well he hasn’t said anything yet, but I’m sure he would do it eventually. And we all know what his first word will be.” Jake said smiling.
Amy gave him a side look, “And what exactly would be his first word?”
“Well, Dada of course.” He said like it’s the most obvious thing in the world.
“And why not Mama?” Amy was a little annoyed now.
“Well Ames, it won’t be Mama because it’ll be Dada. His name is literally based on my favourite character and he laughs on my jokes all the time, it’s bound to be Dada.”
“But Mac is a child, he laughs at everything. Plus Mac crawled towards me the first time because he wants to be with his mother all the time. It’ll be Mama.” Amy said proudly.It was Jake’s turn to be annoyed now.
“Fine. Wanna bet on it?” Jake put his hand out.
“Oh you’re on Peralta.” Amy gave him her firmest handshake. -
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He should feel angry. Angry as to why the universe wants to take this beautiful life away from him. But somewhere deep down he knows why this doesn’t affect him that much. Why his life somewhere feels incomplete and as much he tries to deny it, he knows the reason.
It’s because of her.
Set one year after 2x09 but Teddy and Sophia had never joined them on the Road Trip.
Based on the song, "If the World was Ending" by JP Saxe and Julia Michaels.
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Love in the Dark by azraelriego
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
07 Mar 2026
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Shane Hollander always had a strategy. He had a strategy for winning the Cup, a strategy for managing the press, and a strategy for keeping his relationship with his rival-turned-boyfriend, Ilya Rozanov, strictly in the dark. He really was good at managing it all… Right up until the moment a medical impossibility turned into a positive pregnancy test, and the only man Shane ever loved asked him to do the one thing he couldn’t: tell the truth.
Five years post-breakup, Shane is technically winning. He has the trophies, the privacy, and their brilliant daughter, Airi. And he is perfectly co-parenting with his ex, Ilya Rozanov. The rules are simple: minimal contact, polite text messages about their daughter, and absolutely no acknowledging about their past.
Until Yuna Hollander decides to intervene. Suddenly, the ocean Shane put between them is gone. Shane’s new strategy is simple: survive seven days with Ilya without falling apart.
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careful fear and dead devotion by CorvidCordelia
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Ember & Ice (Audio Drama), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
18 Jan 2026
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Shane felt Finn’s sudden rage, the way he resented Dane for how nothing ever touched him—and underneath that, the way Finn, inexplicably, wanted to be the thing that could. “Just because your life doesn’t matter doesn’t mean you get to fuck up mine.”
Ilya’s eyes widened, just for a moment, sparking with something close to hurt before narrowing back into coldness. “I’ll be ready for your mandatory tour in the morning, Prince Finn.” He turned his back on the camera, still shirtless of course, but somehow it looked defenseless now, instead of cocky.
“I—” Shane said, and reached toward the screen.
Ilya shook his head, ever so slightly, and walked out of the room. Shane stared at the empty space where he’d been, bereft.
“And cut,” Scott said. “Holy shit.”
Ilya walked back into view, sat down in his chair, smirk firmly back in place. Shane’s hands were trembling.
“Well,” Kip said. “I think it’s safe to say the chemistry is there.”Or, Shane and Ilya are cast in a production of Ember & Ice and eventually they fuck about it.
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