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    An ancient being is awakened after Harry and Ron crash into the Whomping Willow with Arthur Weasley’s flying Ford Anglia.

    Featuring culture shock, discussions on merits of toilet paper, and plain ol’ bureaucracy.

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    25 Jan 2026

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    Percy Jackson-Wayne was taken in by Bruce Wayne after Batman rescued him from his abusive step father, Gabe. He grew up with two amazing older brothers, Dick and Jason. Anytime he got into trouble, his family was always there to bail him out. Monsters avoided Gotham (something about the crazy people), so his childhood was fairly peaceful.

    Things changed when Jason died. His Dad shut him out and sent him off to boarding school. Soon, Monsters started showing up, and he only got in more trouble. Eventually he ended up at Yancy Academy and befriended a boy named Grover.

    It all went to crap from there: Gods, Quests, Wars, Giants, even Tartarus.

    Now, after years of fights and running, Percy just wants to come home for real. He misses his Dad, his brothers, his home. He literally went to Hell and back, now all he wants is to be with his family.

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    09 Jan 2026

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    After starting up his Technomage business Merlin has a bunch of new tasks ahead of him. With the resurgence of new prophecies and new opportunities to teach at Hogwarts, Merlin has a busy schedule ahead of him.

    While also keeping an eye on death's earthbound items and running into familiar faces all the while having to deal with the world being tormented by Voldemort and all those who follow him.

    Merlin's life is going to get busy.

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    09 Jan 2026

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    In the aftermath of a failed field trip to his place of employment, Peter Parker's friends whisk him away into the world of gods and monsters on a search for who he is.
    Part Two in a series. I don't recommend reading it as a standalone.

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    09 Jan 2026

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    She was dead.

    Or at least, that's what he had been told. Killed by the Order of the Phoenix. However, that was a lie. His daughter had been living a life separate from him all these years. That was unacceptable. No matter how silly her ideas about muggles were, he held love for no other in the world than her. And he would make sure that Sally came to him, no matter what.

    Sally had been living for years as a muggle. She put her wand away when she ended up in that orphanage, and she has kept it in a box for years. However, when two groups of magical people show up at her home looking, not for Percy, but for her, she has to make a choice on whether to continue pretending, or to open up that box and show her family what she was.

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    09 Jan 2026