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Souls and hearts, how hard to know them by presumedded
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF, SMPEarth
08 Dec 2025
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What if our favourite Emerald Duo was a little bit different in a world a little bit different from what we know. Not all is the same, besides my sleep deprivation.
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Techno wasn't even able to finish the joke, all the suggestions he made so far weren't even optional in his mind, just words he said out loud — things coming to mind as he stared at a literal avian in front of him."Don't call me that" The blue eyes were suddenly staring right at him, into his soul, furious and bright like a soul fire.
The standoff took maybe a few seconds, when the avian — just as quickly as he looked up — shivered, eyes filling with fear and falling down, his whole body trembling. Techno knew that look well, but that wasn't what caught his attention.
Weirdly enough, the avian wasn't watching Techno. No. His eyes were glued to the pendant in Techno's hand.
Or, or, I had that thing in my head and had to write it down before I lose my mind.
(AI less, cause fuck AI)
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There will be people coming. Important people who they wanted to impress. So he was to behave. Be, how they've made him, pretty. Obedient.
But the water was cold and so were hearts of the ones who came. So he straighten his posture and with unseeing eyes he was watching the meeting go by.
People liked to listen to their own voices, even more so than his. People liked to be listened to. He was made to listen.
They left him in the cold.
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Phil is so, so cold and there's someone that is always warm to the touch. So let them fall together, fitting perfectly like puzzle pieces.
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I can't write fluff for the life of me. Watch out for triggers, mates, cause it won't be pretty. The angst. The angst is the only way.
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Hi!
I have, like at least fifteen ideas of Techno and Phil prompts, AUs and stuff. They live in my head rent free. So here I'll be giving them an outlet. If somebody gets inspired by any of these, let me know I'd love to read that ^^
Feel free to use any part of those
(you can expect like 1000-2000 words every other week in here)Stay creative people
CHAPTER 1;
Techno found a certain someone in his kitchen.
Phil is a trained assassin, who got injured during a mission and he wanted to lay down low in some abandoned house. Turns out the house isn't as empty as he previously thought.CHAPTER 2;
When you're not exactly the person you should give traumatize individuals to. At least that's Techno's opinion. World study.CHAPTER 3;
Phil's got kidnapped on accident at it kind of might be his fault.CHAPTER 4;
Just some dialogue prompts and ideas I hadCHAPTER 5;
Techno's pov, quick drabble and au study about criptid/angel Phil, idk, read if you want to knowCHAPTER 6;
Phil's POV, he panics in custody after saving his crew. (short) -
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Phil stumbles over the woods after he had a too-close meeting with some hunters.
But he saw something that just might be his salvation.
Who knew pink was such a good color
:D(Kill me I can't focus on one thing at the time)
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Young and naive prince finally tastes a first bit of freedom. But his trusty knight isn't the only one that follows him through the city.
The three boys quickly realize they're not so against each other as they thought.
So follow them as they discover what's worth living for and self discovery with a frick ton of fluff. And angst. Because duck my anxiety :)
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Yes, I'm getting on DNF train. Cause I wanna. Sue me. :D
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(Started as a RP)
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There’s something on Corva-6p.
Something perplexing.
The signal was hazy, Ranboo said it was a scrambler, and a very advanced one at that. Even after Techno finally slept his highfire, the best Ranboo could tell them was that the scramble pattern looks Endran. It’s something of Ender’s, and Ranboo says that if he was given a few rotations he could probably crack it, but there’s an equal chance that they don’t have a few rotations.
They don’t know what it is.
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Or, General Technoblade grows attached to an abandoned weapon of mass destructionSeries
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22 Mar 2026
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Angel of Death but sci-fi artcon???? Hello???? Yes!
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a single drop of blood in an ocean that spans miles (ABANDONED) by witherwriting
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
26 Dec 2024
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THIS FIC IS ABANDONED.
Instead, go read the rewrite: turn over the given hand and find the card pointing hand
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turn over the given hand and find the card pointing home by witherwriting
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
14 Mar 2025
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"If there is one thing that was constant about the commune, it was that it was forever changing. Constancy was non-existent with such an existence as theirs. Oh, and there was also the fact that they were all slaves."
When the Antarctic Empire fell twenty years ago, none of the reports mentioned the fates of the once-renowned leaders of the infamous faction. Some suspected a cover-up and nefarious government dealings, but no on went poking around. Perhaps they should have, but Technoblade is content with the life he lives now, trading in his prowess in battle to protect the commune and ensure a safe space those that reside in it. However, when the man he presumed dead reappears in his life, what is he meant to do? The years have not been kind to either party, and it is a test to find out if the time is enough to irreparably damage what had once been held.
(YES this is a rewrite of a much older fic. The author's notes explain.)
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- Part 1 of The Commune of the Blood God
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That’s weird, the van’s still exactly how he left it. Off. But the mechanical rumble has turned almost into a roar, deafening even to someone without Techno’s hearing, and it’s only getting closer. He scans the road—driveway, really—that the van came in on, but there’s nothing there. Maybe beh-
THUNK
Technoblade whips back around, and-
“Shit,” he whispers. “Lark, shit, Jackdaw’s here.”
Jackdaw.
The city’s most feared criminal. Hell, villain. He’s not exactly low-profile, not in the circles Techno’s in. Not in most circles.
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Or, Technoblade stumbles into something he really shouldn't have seen, and makes several decisions he really shouldn't have made.Bookmarked by presumedded
17 Oct 2025
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Villain tattooed Philza??? OMG I never needed anything more in my life
Your honour, they're in love
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What’s better than watching a more-than-slightly-unhinged man get his revenge? Helping him, of course!
After twenty-odd years of trying to get home, a man who gives only the name ‘Phil’ forms an agreement with the almost-stranger who makes terrible pies in his former bakery. His new friend, Technoblade, is more than willing to lend a hand and be a bloody sword.