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  1. Public Bookmark 11

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    Being a villain came with many cons, Technoblade was well aware of that when he signed on. Lack of interpersonal relationships being one of many. And that was fine, he didn't need friends and he certainly didn't need anything more than that. But, when a hero he couldn't help but take a shine to starts streaming explicit videos- well, it wouldn't hurt to watch one, right?

    AKA the streamer/pornstar and hero au nobody asked for.

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    24 Jan 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 3

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    In a dark alleyway on his way home from work Etho is cornered by a strange beast, who sucks his veins dry and leaves him for dead. Little did either of them know this would just be the start of many events to come.

    WIP - adding tags as I go

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    09 Jan 2025

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    AU, retelling of “Beauty and the Beast”. Quite honestly, sending Aziraphale off into the forest to be held hostage by a giant snake in a cursed castle isn’t even the worst thing Gabriel’s ever done to him, and at least it means a change of scene. But then neither the snake nor the castle turn out to be quite what he’s expecting…

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    12 Nov 2023

  4. Public Bookmark 60

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    A young man aims for the top, but fate has other plans for him. So does Technoblade, apparently.

    (Or: answering the question of “Why does Techno hide his scars if they’re supposed to be some sort of trophy? Why keep your point of pride a secret?”)

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    09 Aug 2020

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    Jimin has always known what is expected of him. Marry an alpha from a reputable family to increase his families position, bear children that will inherit the lands and keep quiet and out of sight until his alpha wishes to bed him.

    When Jimin made the mistake of losing his innocence before marriage and bringing shame to his family, he knew that he would have to live with the consequences.

    But he did not expect to be married to their enemy to keep a fragile peace that might break any moment.

    Now Jimin has to navigate his new position among people whose culture is foreign to him, figure out how to be a good omega to his husband and get over the death of his one true love.

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    22 Jul 2020