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Eddie : His posture was horrible!!
And he WAS NOT on rythm
But because he managed to lift her twice without letting her fall that deserves 7s???Maddie : Wow
What kind of monster did I create...?Eddie :Ugh
See that's why I didn't want to watch this show
It's giving me flashbacksMaddie : Flashbacks?? 😳
Flashbacks of what EXACTLY??
EDDIE
EDMUNDO
ANSWER MEEddie : I'll tell you
But Buck can't know about this ok?Maddie : OMG a secret Buck doesn't know!!! 😵
Eddie : Don't make me regret it.
Maddie :I'm not afraid of you 🔫
Spill.Eddie : I...
I used to be a ballroom dancing champion?Maddie : WHAAAAAAAAAAT
🫵🤨 = 🕺?________________
Eddie and Maddie finally start to interact just as Eddie is leaving for El Paso.
Gossips, beef with Josh and matchmaking involved.(Canon until 8x13)
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Buddie and Chris watch EPIC : the musical...
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The Beggar & The Diplomat (or Nobody & Somebody) by pineapplehazard
Fandoms: EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums)
23 Feb 2026
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Almost home... yet an new obstacle get sin his way. This young diplomat and his ship. Is he going to be a new enemy he makes on his way home?
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Maddie receives a phone call
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Robin and Steve argue about Byler before the final fight against Vecna
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Throw my life in the blender (it's boring without you) by Buddiesmutslut
Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)
16 Feb 2026
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“But, what, Maddie?”
Finally, the tears gathering in her eyes start to fall. “I’m pregnant. 8 weeks. Hitting me is one thing but I can’t take the chance that he’ll take his anger out on our kid. I can’t, Evan. I have to protect them, and that means he can’t be around them. I have- I have to-” By the end, her words are unintelligible through the sobs racking her frame.
He doesn’t hesitate, leaning over and wrapping her into his arms, letting her cry and shake against his chest as the entire world changes around them.
Holy shit.
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A s1 story about Maddie having a reason to run to her brother sooner (An Evil Author Day fic)
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- Part 2 of Evil Author Day 2026
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16 Feb 2026
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When Max is sent away for a month for advanced out of state hospital treatment, Lucas is left with way too much time and way too many feelings. So when he notices the unresolved tension simmering between Will and Mike, he decides to do something about it. But before he can even process what that truly entails, he’s already knee deep in secrets, feelings, and “friendships” that are a lot more complicated than he signed up for.
OR: What starts as a distraction from missing Max turns into the most complicated plan of Lucas’s life as he shifts from helping Will get over Mike to setting them up together (because he’s the bestest, most supportive friend ever, obviously!)
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05 Dec 2025
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There was something…tense…as he continued reading. Freddie followed Tuck into the back of the ambulance, holding tight to his hand, tears streaming down his face telling Tuck “don’t ever do that again, okay?”
That was when the atmosphere started to shift, and Eddie started to realize he wasn’t just reading a story about a house fire.
It was almost…romantic?
Or: After getting roped into watching the newest season of Hotshots with Christopher, Eddie falls down an internet rabbit hole about the show, where he discovers the wonderful world of archiveofourown.org.
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29 Oct 2025
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In 2022, Hen and Karen made a bet. By 2024, that bet had gotten somewhat out of control. Now it’s 2025, Bobby is dead, Buck is apartment hunting, and Eddie finds a list of names and dates in Hen’s locker.
Oh, and there's a backup on the 10. Again.
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Or: betting on when your friends will realize they're in love is a lot less funny when one of them already knows.
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- Part 2 of Amiril Fic (Not Cover Art)
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21 Sep 2025
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After a pause, Eddie asked, “You ever think about just… keeping it going?”
Buck blinked. “What, like living together forever?”
A snort filled the air, and Eddie looked half amused and half serious. “I dunno, maybe? Something like that. I mean, look, it’s a new year, right? Anything could happen. But neither of us wanna be alone forever. So, maybe if we’re both still single in a year or whatever, we could just—” he waved a hand vaguely, like he was lassoing the future— ”make it official.”
“Official?” he echoed, head even fuzzier now.
Eddie’s mouth twitched. “Yeah, we could just get married, or something close enough to it."
Buck’s heart tripped over itself.
On New Year's Eve, Buck and Eddie made a drunken pact: if they were both still single in a year, they'd marry each other. They didn't mean to start sabotaging the other's love life to make it happen, but somewhere along the way, that's exactly what they ended up doing.
Now the only question is... how far are they willing to take it?
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01 Sep 2025